Charlie Brown is off in a corner somewhere crying his heart out. The voice of his best friend Snoopy died yesterday at the age of 91 (that’s in human years). Bill Melendez joined the Walt Disney Co. in 1938, where he worked on the classics Fantasia and Pinocchio. In 1941 the Mexican-born animator went over to Warner Bros. and helped give life to several characters including Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Porky Pig. In 1959 Bill Melendez... 

Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems. Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.” “It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. Us Weekly But others are saying... 

I’ve had this in my files for a while now, but never felt the urge to do anything with it. Given yesterday’s post, I think the time has come. There are all kinds of divorce clauses: clauses to keep quiet, clauses to pay an escalating portion of one’s future earnings, and even clauses that some might consider the most extreme – those that mandate therapy. Hollywood seems to be the source of endless fodder. In fact,... 

Hello friends and loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that I am in the process of moving and dealing with some miscellaneous life issues, so my postings may be scarce this week and next. I will do my best to do something each day, but I’m not making any promises that they won’t all be email forwards and the like. I’m sure you understand. But fear not, I will be back. So it’s looking more and more like... 

A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market. It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to settle down. 47-year-old George Clooney, on the other hand, has stated time and time again that he has no desire to marry or have children. Oh, I’m sure... 

Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever? Happy Friday! More from me on my Matthew: February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!! June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor. August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey. Because I Feel Like It. Play the Poop Bunny game. Poop on the monkey. But be careful! Don’t let him hit you with it! Got Poop? Add PoopBunny FREE to your profile! PoopBunny... 

Eva Longoria (of Desperate Housewives fame) wed basketball star Tony Parker in France today, in a legal ceremony. The big shebang is tomorrow. Saving Face Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo were photographed getting freaky in a Mexican hot tub. What a great way to spend the evening. Except for the photographers, that is. All Celebs 4U Nicole Richie better start packing on the pounds if she expects to have a healthy baby. I’m surprised... 

It was reported earlier in the week that the upcoming birthday bash for Jay-Z given by girlfriend Beyonce Knowles, is also going to be their wedding. Backing a statement by a rep for Beyonce denying the rumors, a spokeswoman for Jay-Z said that she had no knowledge of such a wedding. I’m not sure I believe the reps. So many Hollywood couples plan secret weddings then deny them, then have them anyway. Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z have... 

I didn’t even know they were an item. Did you? But I found a bunch of pictures of them together, so I guess they are. Over the Thanksgiving weekend, Survivor producer Mark Burnett and Touched By An Angel’s Roma Downey, both 46, got engaged. Apparently, they don’t feel the same way as Cameron Diaz when it comes to marriage. “I have found my angel,” Burnett told People magazine. The British born Burnett and Roma... 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now happily married. If that’s what you want to call it. Apparently their first kiss lasted so long, the guests had to tell them stop, but did so a moment too soon for Tom’s taste—he wasn’t quite done sucking the remaining life force out of Katie. Can anyone tell me why they are the same height in the pictures? Is Katie Holmes barefoot? Is Tom Cruise wearing lifts? The mysteries of... 

So let me get this straight………Jude Law dumped Sienna Miller because she was partying too much. So it’s okay for him to sleep with the nanny, but it’s not okay for her to be 24 years old and want to have a good time? Sounds like a certain British actor has some issues. Apparently, in Jude Law’s world, what’s good for the goose is not good for the gander. Which I guess is okay since Jude Law is a...