All right stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention … Actually, being arrested for domestic violence is an invention that’s been around for quite a long time. Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery…he got into an argument with his wife, Laura, and he pushed her. Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County... 

Poor, poor Britney Spears. There’s nothing quite like being the opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards and clearly not giving a crap. The instant I heard Britney Spears would be opening the 2007 VMAs, I knew it was going to be a train wreck. How could it not? Have you seen what she’s been up to lately? The whole thing sort of reminds me of when Anna Nicole Smith was on the VMAs shortly after she became the TrimSpa spokesperson.... 

So does Pete Doherty. Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke? Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell. Lock ‘em up! Time behind bars did Paris Hilton a ton of good. Since she’s been out, she’s dumped some friends and has started to spend more and more time alone (something... 

For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind….. You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t say you weren’t warned about what you’ll end up looking like. Nasty. Fun facts about Amy Winehouse: Amy received her first guitar when she was 13.... 

30 years ago today, Elvis Presley departed the earth at the age of 42. The official cause of death was heart failure. If he died under the same circumstances today, the death certificate would most certainly list drug overdose. Hello Lindsay Lohan and the like! Learn a lesson from The King and get your act together. Of course, no one in young doped-up Hollywood these days is anywhere near the icon that Elvis was. And still is. People are... 

They were teen heartthrobs – then came trouble. Now they’re housemates on A&E’s new “scripted reality” series The Two Coreys. - Reagan Alexander, People Magazine, August 6, 2007 In their tween-idol heyday, “it was almost like Beatlemania,” say Feldman, 36. When the frequent costars filmed 1988’s License to Drive, “these kids were insane. They were literally rocking their trailer trying to get us out.” But as the... 

Lock her up! While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom. This is how the story goes…. Lindsay’s assistant quits. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom. The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls the police. Police respond to a call of... 

John Stamos is claiming that his very odd behavior during a recent interview in Australia was the result of a combination of jet lag and the sleeping pill Ambien. He said that he took the pill (meant to be taken before at least 8 hours sleep) at 5am then awoke at 7am. Oops! Why on earth would a person do that? Hasn’t he heard about the people who do crazy things after they’ve taken Ambien? Like eating, cooking, driving…. And... 

If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation. Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot and slapping people, either. The once brilliant actor is a junky and a tweeker, and very much addicted to... 

I don’t know about you, but I woke up this morning wondering what Paris Hilton was up to. Around 11:00 p.m. last night, she was transferred from the medical ward back to the all-women’s jail she started her sentence in over a week ago. Hilton, who was being treated for an unspecified medical condition at the Twin Towers jail medical center, was moved to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., at about 11 p.m.... 

So TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton is out of jail, after only three days. Her original 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 days. I guess 23 days is really 3 days in Paris Hilton world. Lucky @@@@@. Full Story There will be a press conference in a little bit, so updates to follow. Paris Hilton Has Mental Problems. Well, duh! Paris Hilton was released from jail early because she’s “on the verge of a nervous breakdown.”... 

Lately I’ve noticed a lot of very unhappy young ladies in Hollywood… Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Olsen Twins… I used to be an unhappy young lady too. Extremely unhappy. Except I didn’t know how sad I really was. And I would venture to guess that the young ladies of Hollywood today don’t know just how sad they are either. Sure, they seem to have everything, but do they really? If their lives are... 

YES!! It was just a matter of time, really. In the wee hours of Saturday morning, Lindsay Lohan managed to jump a curb and crash her Mercedes into some trees. She had two other “adults” in the car with her, who were not hurt, but Lindsay was taken to Cedars Sinai, where she was treated for minor injuries. And arrested for DUI. Of course, the best part of all this (since getting a DUI in Hollywood is practically a right of passage)….cocaine... 

Did I really just say that? Lindsay Lohan is normal? Let’s review: *she can’t handle her liquor *she follows boys around to see what they’re up to *she’s an idiot Yup, that sounds like a normal 20-year-old girl to me. It certainly describes me at 20. And I bet it describes you. And if it doesn’t, you’re lying. The Gossip Girls (who are awesome, by the way) have more to say on Lindsay’s latest immature... 

So, I’ve already covered Scary Spice’s spawn, Donald Trump’s do, and Howard K. versus DNA. And now for more… - Britney Spears is out and about wearing hats with wigs underneath. Or attached. I’m going with attached. How much you want to bet she has one of those baseball caps with a mullet? Personally, I think she should rock the bald head. She should be proud of her mistakes and wear them like a badge of honor.... 

This has to be the funniest “pot calling the kettle black”* story I’ve seen in a while. According to MSNBC, Star Magazine is reporting that Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to go to rehab – for the sake of the kids. Uhhhh……..where does K-Fed get off telling Britney to shape up? Let’s ponder the ridiculousness of that for a moment. In the magazine’s report, Kevin Federline states that he has tried “every possible angle”... 

It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, is anyone actually surprised? In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan has officially entered rehab. Around 2:30pm yesterday she checked herself into the Wonderland Center* for treatment. I wonder if they have a Mother/Daughter program Lindsay can do with your mom. From what I hear, Dina could use some help too. Although I wish Lindsay Lohan the best, I’m certainly not going to hold... 

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right next to the huge... 

Britney Spears took to her website to comment on her recent goings on and going out with fellow party girl and no-panty-wearer Paris Hilton. It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank... 

Nicole Richie checked herself out of Beau Monde in Newport Beach 72 hours after she checked in for help to figure out why she can’t gain weight (I know the answer. And I don’t cost $80,000 a month). So why did she leave, you ask? Because she had more important things to do with her time other than saving her life — she had to go shopping! Because, as we all know, you have to have the perfect outfit to wear while you turn into a...