The Kentucky Derby was today. I don’t necessarily care about the race itself, but I like seeing all the big hats. This year’s winner was a horse by the name of Mind That Bird, ridden by jockey Calvin Borel. At the start of the race Mind That Bird’s odds were 50-1. It was a pretty awesome finish, actually – the video is below. Earlier in the day my parents and grandmother came out to see my place (which I’ve been in for almost a... 

The very pregnant Jessica Alba loves her Omni Peace gray burnout tee by Brokedown…..Jessica Alba Loves Omni Peace Tee – Celebrity Beauty Buzz Lindsay’s much anticipated line of crap is out. The models made their way down Robertson Blvd to show off their tranny wear…..Lindsay Lohan Dropped To Her Knees – Celebrity Fling They’re both wearing the same green dress…But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous... 

Or should I say, the train wreck formally known as Britney Spears? OK! Magazine is set to publish their embarrassing encounter with Britney Spears. According to reports…..Britney has gone off the deep end….. “Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby–as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble…The girl allegedly can’t stop touching... 

So we thought the head shaving thing was as crazy as Britney Spears could get. But we were wrong. Is it just me, or does she look totally whacked out and tore back? And now it’s being reported that Britney and her mother Lynn got into a good ol’ fashion slap fight. Yes, I said slap fight. Has white trash ever been sexier? One of the best real life fights I’ve ever seen was between two girls when I was in high school. They came... 

In case you haven’t heard, The Beckhams have moved stateside. In their honor, I present to you Mrs. Victoria Beckham and her personal style. This, of course, is just a taste – I simply do not have the room nor the patience to share all of her fashion choices with you. There’s always Google Images if you want more. A Victoria Beckham post wouldn’t be complete without mentioning Posh Spice! What ARE They Wearing?... 

I never noticed this when the Spice Girls were big in the 90s, but man, they were really BRIGHT. Neon almost. They’re like the Fantana Girls on crack. Except there are only four Fantana Girls. So who is odd-girl out? How about….. Posh Spice a.k.a. Victoria Beckham. She looks more like the Honey Nut Cheerios Whore. Did you hear? A Spice Girls Reunion is being planned! Tell me what you want, what you really really want… And... 

What the heck is going on? Did I not get the memo that ass flesh is now in vogue? Brooke Hogan likes to tell everyone how pure she is and that she’s still a virgin. Shoot, I’d say that too if Hulk Hogan was my dad. But is it really a good move to say you’re innocent and then dress like this? I realize that Britney Spears has had two children and a hard time as of late, so she’s probably let herself go a bit. However,... 

It seems incredible in these days of ghoulish dissection of who wears what to the Oscars, to think that in 1929, the year of the first Academy Awards ceremony, the actress award winner, Janet Gaynor, wore a tiny off-the rack dress with a Peter Pan collar that she probably picked up from a children’s store. In 1937, the Austrian ingenue Luise Rainer accepted her best actress award in a nightgown; and in 1958, Joanne Woodward accepted... 

Like I said the other day, it’ s Hollywood and the tides change quickly, this time by Britney Spears as she shaved off all of her hair. I’m not kidding! It’s gone. She’s bald. She sort of looks like a cross between Demi Moore from G.I. Jane, and Sinead O’Connor — except for the cellulite on the side. Britney Spears has cellulite on her head. I said it. Kinda nasty. The two theories on Britney’s... 

As with other award shows, there are always some questionable fashion choices. Here are some of the outfits that made me wonder more than the others. Fun facts about the Grammys: Originally known as the Gramophone Awards, the name soon became Grammys; the Grammy itself is a golden gramophone. The Grammy is the only peer- presented award that honors artistic achievement, technical proficiency and overall excellence in the recording industry,... 

I don’t think this Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction was planned. Fergie’s underwear is the same color as her dress. If she planned this, I’m sure she would have worn prettier panties. Fun facts about Fergie: Fergie appeared in more first-run episodes of Kids Incorporated (1984) than any other cast member: She was in over 100 shows from 1984 to 1989. She was also the only series regular to make a complete and continuous... 

Um……riiiiight. There’s something strange in the fashion water down in Hollywood these days. Will someone please explain to me what the heck is going on? First we have Avril Lavigne as she will appear on her upcoming album cover. Then there’s Britney Spears in a sheer black dress – and what’s that? – why, it’s a price tag! Very classy Britney, very classy indeed. Below Britney Spears is singer Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane*... 

I think pregnant women are beautiful; but not when they wear outfits like these. On the left we have Tori Spelling wearing some sort of potato sack rodeo clown pants. On the right is Brooke Burke, who gave birth to a girl the other day. Something tells me that the shirt she is wearing was not from the maternity department. Attention!! Being pregnant does not give you the go ahead to look trashy and/or just plain stupid. There are plenty... 

Which picture is more frightening? On the left is French Canadian singer Celine Dion, wearing who-knows-what. The one on the right is of Marilyn Manson and his soon-to-be ex-wife Dita Von Teese (who will serve Manson with divorce papers as soon as she can locate him). The fright factor is a toss up here, I think. It may be too close to call. Fun facts about Dita Von Teese: Dita Von Teese, born Heather Renée Sweet on September 28, 1972... 

Well, it’s two days after Christmas and about a week or more since I posted something of real importance. I had a great holiday and Santa was very good to me. Santa was even better to my step-father who received a “Major Award” (sample photo below, but his is a desk lamp). I hope to post the video of it all soon (if he lets me). As much as I would love it if the world revolved around me, it sadly does not, so things happened while...