What, in the name of all things bright and beautiful, is wrong with Pamela Anderson? Holy. Crapola. Will someone please tell this sad bag of washed-up sex symbol that her time to shine has long been over and she needs to just retire the trailer park already? I never though I would say this, but maybe Marilyn Monroe was on to something when she died young – she never had to grow too old to be half naked on the runway. Although, something... 

The Kentucky Derby was today. I don’t necessarily care about the race itself, but I like seeing all the big hats. This year’s winner was a horse by the name of Mine That Bird, ridden by jockey Calvin Borel. At the start of the race Mine That Bird’s odds were 50-1. It was a pretty awesome finish, actually – the video is below. Earlier in the day my parents and grandmother came out to see my place (which I’ve been in for almost a... 

The very pregnant Jessica Alba loves her Omni Peace gray burnout tee by Brokedown…..Jessica Alba Loves Omni Peace Tee – Celebrity Beauty Buzz They’re both wearing the same green dress…But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous reality show…..Fashion Face-Off: Tori Spelling vs. Jessica Alba – Celebrity Gossip A wedding day is a big day for any woman, but celebrity women have to make sure they look extra... 

Or should I say, the train wreck formally known as Britney Spears? OK! Magazine is set to publish their embarrassing encounter with Britney Spears. According to reports…..Britney has gone off the deep end….. “Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby–as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble…The girl allegedly can’t stop touching... 

So we thought the head shaving thing was as crazy as Britney Spears could get. But we were wrong. Is it just me, or does she look totally whacked out and tore back? And now it’s being reported that Britney and her mother Lynn got into a good ol’ fashion slap fight. Yes, I said slap fight. Has white trash ever been sexier? One of the best real life fights I’ve ever seen was between two girls when I was in high school. They came to... 

In case you haven’t heard, The Beckhams have moved stateside. In their honor, I present to you Mrs. Victoria Beckham and her personal style. This, of course, is just a taste – I simply do not have the room nor the patience to share all of her fashion choices with you. Fun facts about Victoria Beckham: Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley are the Godparents of Victoria’s sons, Brooklyn and Romeo. She was named as the United... 

What the heck is going on? Did I not get the memo that ass flesh is now in vogue? Brooke Hogan likes to tell everyone how pure she is and that she’s still a virgin. Shoot, I’d say that too if Hulk Hogan was my dad. But is it really a good move to say you’re innocent and then dress like this? I realize that Britney Spears has had two children and a hard time as of late, so she’s probably let herself go a bit. However,...