Pamela Anderson is going back to Canada. But don’t hold your breath, it won’t be until sometime next decade… “Five more years of tits and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.” Oh Please God Let This Be True – The Evil Beet Christina Aguilera has a big belly, and no tan lines… “We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour.... 

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have officially married. Mark my words, this one won’t last long…Celebrity Smack Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, but still in Utah. Why do I have the feeling this won’t be her last trip to rehab?…Gossip Girls Will Larry Birkhead be the next reality TV star? Don’t do it Larry, nothing good has come of anybody else’s reality shows; don’t follow in their footsteps…Gabsmash Britney Spears’...