Lindsay’s crazy this I know, For her best friends tell me so. Lindsay Lohan’s closest friends say that not only is Lindsay totally distraught about her split from Samantha Ronson, but she’s lost complete control of her life. Oh, and that she’s totally mental and needs help. “Lindsay is on hiatus with her publicist because she’s not working or booking jobs. She is completely unmanageable…Lindsay needs to get psychiatric... 

This might ruffle some feathers – which is why I’m going to say it – but I for one want Lindsay Lohan to go crazy and have a total breakdown. I want her to go all out Britney Spears crazy – the shaved head, attack on a car with an umbrella, getting strapped to a gurney crazy. I mean come on now, how fun would that be? I get goose bumps of delight just thinking about it. Looking back, Lindsay Lohan has pretty much been on the road... 

Joaquin Phoenix appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. And by appeared I mean Joaquin Phoenix sat there being weird while Dave tried to get the actor to actually answer a question. Phoenix was at the Ed Sullivan Theater to promote his new movie “Two Lovers” but in his messy black suit and tie with a heavy beard and black sunglasses, he seemed more interested in acting like Andy Kaufman than a talented actor. Letterman,... 

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Kanye West was arrested this morning at the Los Angeles Airport. The story goes that the arrogant musician and his bodyguard were walking through the American Airlines terminal, where a photographer was trying to take their picture. Kanye flips out and he and his bodyguard proceed to grab the guy’s camera and smash it to bits. Then the bodyguard spots a TMZ camera man and goes loco on... 

About five hours ago I was blindsided by a crazy and random stomach ache, which has subsided somewhat but I’m still not feeling 100%. Maybe it’s my twenties freaking out about soon becoming a memory. Or maybe it’s my thirties welcoming me into the next phase of my life. Whatever it is, it’s quite annoying. Tonight’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up is a bit of a random one. As I searched through all my favorite sites to catch up on what... 

And we all thought Britney Spears was crazy! I’ve always known that the quiet ones are the ones you’ve really got to watch. If you were to mention Shelley Malil’s name last week, I would have had no idea who you were talking about. But now that the character actor has been accused of brutally stabbing his ex-girlfriend, I’ll remember his name for years to come. It’s being reported that 43-year-old Shelley Malil, best known... 

The only thing I’m wondering is why Britney Spears is being allowed to leave the house at all these days. I realize she’s an adult (ha, ha, ha), but can’t someone strap her to a wall somewhere so she can’t go out in public and ruin her life even more? If I pulled the stunts she does, my family would so be kicking my butt. I can’t believe there isn’t one single person who has enough power over Britney Spears to knock some sense... 

I had a totally weird dream last night… It was a few years into the future, but I’m not sure how many. Britney Spears made her comeback and was actually successful at it. Her hair was shoulder length and a natural brown color. She was in shape, but not too skinny. Here’s the crazy part… While not in the public eye, Britney Spears had taken singing lessons, unbeknownst to pretty much everyone. And they were very helpful,... 

So what should a twice divorced, mother of two, just out of rehab, tore-back pop star do to revive her career? Why, give a surprise concert in San Diego, California of course! (And by “surprise” I mean everyone knew about it days before.) But, this is Britney Spears, and where Britney goes, drama is soon to follow. This time, in the form of a motorcycle cop who pulled the star’s tour bus over for “disturbing traffic”... 

So, I’ve already covered Scary Spice’s spawn, Donald Trump’s do, and Howard K. versus DNA. And now for more… - Britney Spears is out and about wearing hats with wigs underneath. Or attached. I’m going with attached. How much you want to bet she has one of those baseball caps with a mullet? Personally, I think she should rock the bald head. She should be proud of her mistakes and wear them like a badge of honor.... 

Okay, I don’t really want to kick someone when they’re down, but……OH MY GOODNESS BRITNEY SPEARS! What the heck kind of crazy colors is she seeing in her world? I actually had a conversation with my mom last night about the chaos that is Britney Spears. I made a comment that she’s just going through normal 25 year old newly single mother things. Apparently, my mother disagreed. She then went on her own rant... 

UPDATE: As quickly as she checked in, Britney Spears checked out of rehab. For more information and rumors, visit: The Superficial Let’s see, in the past week Britney Spears has checked in and out of rehab, shaved her head, and gotten two new tattoos. And now today she has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed in-patient rehabilitation center, for (of course) undisclosed reasons. Between Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith,... 

Like I said the other day, it’ s Hollywood and the tides change quickly, this time by Britney Spears as she shaved off all of her hair. I’m not kidding! It’s gone. She’s bald. She sort of looks like a cross between Demi Moore from G.I. Jane, and Sinead O’Connor — except for the cellulite on the side. Britney Spears has cellulite on her head. I said it. Kinda nasty. The two theories on Britney’s... 

You’d think someone with Britney Spear’s amount of money would give up shopping at discount and drug stores. But, Britney is in a class of her own — keeping price tags on her dresses, going barefoot into gas station bathrooms — she’ll probably never give up bargain shopping. Here are some photos of Britney visiting her favorite cheap spots. Fun facts about 7-11: In 1927, convenience retailing began simply enough... 

This has to be the funniest “pot calling the kettle black”* story I’ve seen in a while. According to MSNBC, Star Magazine is reporting that Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to go to rehab – for the sake of the kids. Uhhhh……..where does K-Fed get off telling Britney to shape up? Let’s ponder the ridiculousness of that for a moment. In the magazine’s report, Kevin Federline states that he has tried “every possible angle”... 

Courtney Love, 42, is clean and sober now; one of the best decisions she’s made in her life of wrong ones. When referring to Britney Spears on the TV magazine show, Extra, Courtney said, “Say what you will about me, and I’m not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life.” Ooh, burn! You know you’re doing something wrong when Courtney Love, of all people,...