I must admit, I’m not all that surprised that rapper turned reality star, Da Brat, is going to be spending the next three years behind bars for assaulting a woman with an almost-full bottle of rum. I’m not surprised she assaulted someone, nor that she used a bottle of rum to do it; and I’m not surprised she’s now going to jail. What I am surprised about, however, is that Da Brat and Mariah Carey are best friends. Did you know that?... 

I’m only reporting this story because it speaks to the hilarity of Hollywood and the conclusions that people jump to. Mariah Carey was seen with Nick Cannon and a big phat rock on her left finger, so naturally the two are engaged. No wait, they eloped and are actually married. But beware, and take the rumor with a grain of salt; this is Hollywood you know. After all, Mariah Carey has a new album out and desperately wants to beat out...