Ask almost any woman about her wedding dress and I bet she’ll have wonderful memories—of the dress, but not necessarily the wedding itself. Have you ever been to one of those weddings? I have! Wedding dresses are a very important part of a wedding. In fact, some wedding dresses cost almost as much as the reception! I have a magazine picture somewhere of a wedding dress I really like. I also have my grandmother’s wedding... 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now happily married. If that’s what you want to call it. Apparently their first kiss lasted so long, the guests had to tell them stop, but did so a moment too soon for Tom’s taste—he wasn’t quite done sucking the remaining life force out of Katie. Can anyone tell me why they are the same height in the pictures? Is Katie Holmes barefoot? Is Tom Cruise wearing lifts? The mysteries of...