In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can… President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings. His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said,... 

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Quoting an unnamed source, The Washington Post is reporting that Vice President Dick Cheney’s openly gay daughter, Mary Cheney, 37, is pregnant, and that she and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, 45, are “ecstatic” about the new arrival due in late spring. The same source also said that the circumstances of the pregnancy (i.e. conception) would be kept private. Mary and Heather’s baby will not be the first grandchild for the... 

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