Uh-oh … you know all those rumors about Paris Hilton being engaged to Doug Reinhardt? Well it might be true. Yikes. The couple recently spent a week with Reinhardt’s mother Kelly and stepfather Duane Roberts on the Caribbean island of Anguilla. Witnesses said Paris and Doug looked like they were on a honeymoon. “… They would be on beach for hours, just staring into each other’s eyes, kissing and laughing. At dinner Doug’s mom... 

And she doesn’t know how to give a decent lap dance. Paris Hilton and the current love of her life Doug Reinhardt partied it up in Cannes this past week and disgusted all those with whom they came in contact. The gross PDA couple was at the VIP night club in Cannes when Paris decided it would be a good idea to give Doug a drunken lap dance. Side Note: What happened to all that women’s charity work Paris Hilton told Larry King she was... 

After I read the following quotes, the image of a sad and lonely little girl who just wants to be loved, immediately popped into my head. Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of the moment Doug Reinhardt were at the I Heart Ronson for JCPenney party last night and apparently couldn’t stop gushing about each other. “We’re best friends,” Paris [said]. “It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the...