The third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew starts this summer. The eight one-hour episodes will follow the celebrities as they go through Dr. Drew’s intensive 21-day rehab program. The celebrity patients, in alphabetical order by first name: Dennis Rodman: I think we all know who Dennis Rodman is and why he needs to go to rehab. If you watched Celebrity Apprentice this last time around, you know the man loves his vodka and cranberries. Image... 

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It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah. It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with. So just how much does it cost for our favorite recovering coke whore – I mean addict – Lindsay Lohan? Her stints in rehab are being reported as costing $137,000,... 

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For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind….. You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t say you weren’t warned about what you’ll end up looking like. Nasty. Fun facts about Amy Winehouse: Amy received her first guitar when she was 13.... 

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Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th. During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” and that he has “abused the privilege of probation” and “needs to be in a lockdown setting,”... 

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If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation. Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot and slapping people, either. The once brilliant actor is a junky and a tweeker, and very much addicted to... 

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By now, I’m sure you’ve heard that Lindsay Lohan was photographed passed out in the front seat of her friend’s car (just two days after her DUI arrest, mind you), and that Britney Spears wrote a letter to her fans claiming that she hit rock bottom in rehab. The same rehab facility that Lindsay is rumored to have entered today, by the way. Honestly, I don’t even know what to say anymore. I’m disgusted by the fact that these girls’... 

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Did I really just say that? Lindsay Lohan is normal? Let’s review: *she can’t handle her liquor *she follows boys around to see what they’re up to *she’s an idiot Yup, that sounds like a normal 20-year-old girl to me. It certainly describes me at 20. And I bet it describes you. And if it doesn’t, you’re lying. The Gossip Girls (who are awesome, by the way) have more to say on Lindsay’s latest immature... 

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It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, is anyone actually surprised? In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan has officially entered rehab. Around 2:30pm yesterday she checked herself into the Wonderland Center* for treatment. I wonder if they have a Mother/Daughter program Lindsay can do with your mom. From what I hear, Dina could use some help too. Although I wish Lindsay Lohan the best, I’m certainly not going to hold... 

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So Miss USA almost lost her crown because she’s an underage drunken whore. But are we really surprised at her behavior? I mean, isn’t this the direction in which our country is headed? We can barely go a day without seeing famous naked body parts or celebrities in rehab. One could argue that Tara Conner is actually the ideal Miss USA because (sadly) she does, in fact, represent America’s idea of a young woman. It’s a twisted idea,... 

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