• Lindsay Lohan - From Rehab To Poor House?

    It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah.

    It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with.

    So just how much does it cost for our [...]

    Monday 15th October 2007 - 11:07:10 PM | Comments (4)

  • Amy Winehouse. No. No. No.

    For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind…..

    You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t say you weren’t warned about what [...]

    Monday 20th August 2007 - 9:28:54 AM | Comments (2)

  • Tom Sizemore Sentenced To Jail.

    Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th.

    During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” [...]

    Monday 25th June 2007 - 8:46:24 PM | Comments (2)

  • Tom Sizemore Should Be In Jail.

    If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation.

    Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot [...]

    Wednesday 20th June 2007 - 11:48:04 AM | Comment

  • Lindsay And Britney - Two Peas In A Rehab Pod.

    By now, I’m sure you’ve heard that Lindsay Lohan was photographed passed out in the front seat of her friend’s car (just two days after her DUI arrest, mind you), and that Britney Spears wrote a letter to her fans claiming that she hit rock bottom in rehab. The same rehab facility that Lindsay is [...]

    Tuesday 29th May 2007 - 9:25:17 PM | Comment (1)

  • Lindsay Lohan Is A Normal 20-Year-Old. And Britney Spears Is Just Whacked.

    Did I really just say that? Lindsay Lohan is normal? Let’s review:

    *she can’t handle her liquor

    *she follows boys around to see what they’re up to

    *she’s an idiot

    Yup, that sounds like a normal 20-year-old girl to me. It certainly describes me at 20. And I bet it describes you. And if it doesn’t, you’re lying.

    The Gossip [...]

    Friday 25th May 2007 - 7:31:49 AM | Comment (1)

  • Lindsay Lohan’s Not A Drunk, She Just Enters Rehab Like One

    Although I wish Lindsay Lohan the best, I’m certainly not going to hold my breath until she’s “recovered”.

    Thursday 18th January 2007 - 12:57:21 PM | Comments (3)

  • Tara Conner — Miss Drunken Whore USA

    One could argue that Tara Conner is actually the ideal Miss USA because (sadly) she does, in fact, represent America’s idea of a young woman.

    Tuesday 19th December 2006 - 3:36:54 PM | Comment