Our favorite red headed Hollywood drunk has been seen out and about lately, partying like a rock star. Exactly what a person should be doing right out of rehab, don’t you think? Although Lindsay Lohan has not recently been photographed with booze in her hand, she has taken up chain smoking and a nice addiction to Red Bull. But don’t worry, she’s still showing off her lady parts. It’s nice to know a stint in rehab... 

It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, is anyone actually surprised? In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan has officially entered rehab. Around 2:30pm yesterday she checked herself into the Wonderland Center* for treatment. I wonder if they have a Mother/Daughter program Lindsay can do with your mom. From what I hear, Dina could use some help too. Although I wish Lindsay Lohan the best, I’m certainly not going to hold... 

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right... 

Nicole Richie checked herself out of Beau Monde in Newport Beach 72 hours after she checked in for help to figure out why she can’t gain weight (I know the answer. And I don’t cost $80,000 a month). So why did she leave, you ask? Because she had more important things to do with her time other than saving her life—- she had to go shopping! Because, as we all know, you have to have the perfect outfit to wear while you turn...