Maybe Lindsay Lohan figured since she was in Washington D.C. and therefore not in an actual state, it would be ok to down a couple redbull and vodkas. Sorry LiLo, it doesn’t work that way. You see, you are an alcoholic and you always will be. That’s just the way it goes. And because you can’t have “just a little” you cannot have any at all. At all. So the little drink you made for yourself with your back turned... 

Watch out everyone; it looks like Jessica Simpson is quickly turning into a lush. That girl is loud and annoying as it is, I can only imagine what she’s like drunk. I guess the decent started when she began dating Tony Romo, and she’s been going steadily downward since. First it was her hospitalization for a kidney infection, which many people believe was a result of hardcore drinking. Now she’s been kicked out of a Marc... 

In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is back and better than ever. Well, I guess “better” still remains to be seen; but she isn’t a raging drunk anymore, and that’s a good start. She did an interview with Paper magazine for their March issue and tells the world, “I am what I am.” … Lohan is a girl who likes her vices, but after a year scarred with yet another car accident (her fourth since... 

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right... 

Tara Reid may have gotten her boobs and stomach fixed, but she’s still a drunk. Long live Taradise! “I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day,...