HAPPY MONDAY! I had an awesome weekend hanging with my baby nephew, and really don’t want to get back to the daily grind. But, such is life. Here’s a little joke to help start off your week. I’ll be doing a Hollywood Gossip Round Up later this evening, so don’t forget to come back. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his... 

I have my kickboxing class tonight, and decided that would be a great reason to post this joke that someone emailed to me years ago. Take it from this Mississippi Woman—it’s funny. If you’re from Pennsylvania or Ohio, please don’t be insulted—it’s just a joke. ***** Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman... 

George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little P.R. time in. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” “I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,... 

Tomorrow is the 4th of July. A legal Holiday. Yay No work! In honor of the day off, here are some of the best “out-of-office” email replies… 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am on Vacation. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have... 

Have you ever been picking out fresh broccoli at your local grocery store when you hear the crackle the warns of the mister and you think you have enough time to grab your little green bunch but then the water starts and gets your hand wet? No? Hmm, I must be the only one. I don’t remember those mister things even existing when I was a child. Or maybe I was just never close enough to the vegetables to notice. Here’s a fun chuckle… The... 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER Spring Classes for Men REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, May 7, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS, MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays – Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?... 

The following joke is in no way meant to be inappropriate or religiously offensive. Easter is this coming Sunday, so I offer this laugh in the spirit of unity and the knowledge that all religious and moral beliefs aside, we are all human beings and this is the time of year to appreciate life and the earth we all share. A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud... 

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.” The lady from...