Well here’s a little something to make you uncomfortable. What do you get when you mix a fashion model, peanut butter, and a huge dog? A really creepy photo shoot! Now, before you get all Madonna Sex book on me, I admit I’ve seen more shocking photos than these; however, those pictures were not part of a fashion spread. The photos are part of promotion ads for the Canadian boutique Ssense, who apparently thinks bestiality innuendos are... 

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The Kentucky Derby was today. I don’t necessarily care about the race itself, but I like seeing all the big hats. This year’s winner was a horse by the name of Mine That Bird, ridden by jockey Calvin Borel. At the start of the race Mine That Bird’s odds were 50-1. It was a pretty awesome finish, actually – the video is below. Earlier in the day my parents and grandmother came out to see my place (which I’ve been in for almost a... 

Continue Reading: » » Calvin Borel – Mine That Bird – Kentucky Derby 2009 Winner

Fashion Nazi Mr. Blackwell is at it again, releasing his 48th annual Worst Dressed List. And the winners are… 10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.” 9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.” 8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion... 

Continue Reading: » » What ARE They Wearing? – Mr. Blackwell’s List

In case you haven’t heard, The Beckhams have moved stateside. In their honor, I present to you Mrs. Victoria Beckham and her personal style. This, of course, is just a taste – I simply do not have the room nor the patience to share all of her fashion choices with you. Fun facts about Victoria Beckham: Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley are the Godparents of Victoria’s sons, Brooklyn and Romeo. She was named as the United... 

Continue Reading: » » Victoria Beckham Edition – What ARE They Wearing?

What the heck is going on? Did I not get the memo that ass flesh is now in vogue? Brooke Hogan likes to tell everyone how pure she is and that she’s still a virgin. Shoot, I’d say that too if Hulk Hogan was my dad. But is it really a good move to say you’re innocent and then dress like this? I realize that Britney Spears has had two children and a hard time as of late, so she’s probably let herself go a bit. However,... 

Continue Reading: » » What ARE They Wearing? – Buttcheek Edition

It seems incredible in these days of ghoulish dissection of who wears what to the Oscars, to think that in 1929, the year of the first Academy Awards ceremony, the actress award winner, Janet Gaynor, wore a tiny off-the rack dress with a Peter Pan collar that she probably picked up from a children’s store. In 1937, the Austrian ingenue Luise Rainer accepted her best actress award in a nightgown; and in 1958, Joanne Woodward accepted... 

Continue Reading: » » What ARE They Wearing? – Oscars Edition

As with other award shows, there are always some questionable fashion choices. Here are some of the outfits that made me wonder more than the others. Fun facts about the Grammys: Originally known as the Gramophone Awards, the name soon became Grammys; the Grammy itself is a golden gramophone. The Grammy is the only peer- presented award that honors artistic achievement, technical proficiency and overall excellence in the recording industry,... 

Continue Reading: » » What ARE They Wearing? — Grammys Edition