The Kentucky Derby was today. I don’t necessarily care about the race itself, but I like seeing all the big hats. This year’s winner was a horse by the name of Mind That Bird, ridden by jockey Calvin Borel. At the start of the race Mind That Bird’s odds were 50-1. It was a pretty awesome finish, actually – the video is below. Earlier in the day my parents and grandmother came out to see my place (which I’ve been in for almost a... 

Fashion Nazi Mr. Blackwell is at it again, releasing his 48th annual Worst Dressed List. And the winners are… 10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.” 9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.” 8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion... 

In case you haven’t heard, The Beckhams have moved stateside. In their honor, I present to you Mrs. Victoria Beckham and her personal style. This, of course, is just a taste – I simply do not have the room nor the patience to share all of her fashion choices with you. There’s always Google Images if you want more. A Victoria Beckham post wouldn’t be complete without mentioning Posh Spice! What ARE They Wearing?... 

What the heck is going on? Did I not get the memo that ass flesh is now in vogue? Brooke Hogan likes to tell everyone how pure she is and that she’s still a virgin. Shoot, I’d say that too if Hulk Hogan was my dad. But is it really a good move to say you’re innocent and then dress like this? I realize that Britney Spears has had two children and a hard time as of late, so she’s probably let herself go a bit. However,... 

It seems incredible in these days of ghoulish dissection of who wears what to the Oscars, to think that in 1929, the year of the first Academy Awards ceremony, the actress award winner, Janet Gaynor, wore a tiny off-the rack dress with a Peter Pan collar that she probably picked up from a children’s store. In 1937, the Austrian ingenue Luise Rainer accepted her best actress award in a nightgown; and in 1958, Joanne Woodward accepted... 

As with other award shows, there are always some questionable fashion choices. Here are some of the outfits that made me wonder more than the others. Fun facts about the Grammys: Originally known as the Gramophone Awards, the name soon became Grammys; the Grammy itself is a golden gramophone. The Grammy is the only peer- presented award that honors artistic achievement, technical proficiency and overall excellence in the recording industry,... 

Um……riiiiight. There’s something strange in the fashion water down in Hollywood these days. Will someone please explain to me what the heck is going on? First we have Avril Lavigne as she will appear on her upcoming album cover. Then there’s Britney Spears in a sheer black dress – and what’s that? – why, it’s a price tag! Very classy Britney, very classy indeed. Below Britney Spears is singer Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane*... 

I think pregnant women are beautiful; but not when they wear outfits like these. On the left we have Tori Spelling wearing some sort of potato sack rodeo clown pants. On the right is Brooke Burke, who gave birth to a girl the other day. Something tells me that the shirt she is wearing was not from the maternity department. Attention!! Being pregnant does not give you the go ahead to look trashy and/or just plain stupid. There are plenty... 

Which picture is more frightening? On the left is French Canadian singer Celine Dion, wearing who-knows-what. The one on the right is of Marilyn Manson and his soon-to-be ex-wife Dita Von Teese (who will serve Manson with divorce papers as soon as she can locate him). The fright factor is a toss up here, I think. It may be too close to call. Fun facts about Dita Von Teese: Dita Von Teese, born Heather Renée Sweet on September 28, 1972...