The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video. Anywhoo…..I dedicate this song to everyone who has a Shit List and to all jerkwads on my list – which, by the way, got a whole lot longer this week. Take it away, Stewie! As someday it may happen that a victim... 

John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country. Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity? By the way Mr. McCain, the fact that you’re known the world over makes you, by definition, a... 

I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face. I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted mole. “Yes, she had the mole removed,” an insider tells CelebTV.com. “It was not for medical reasons.” Echoes a source... 

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my kind of girl, indeed. Attacking... 

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “No!” And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never... 

“A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.” It’s Friday night, And the mood is right. Gonna have some fun, Show you how it’s done. TGIF! (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.) It’s now officially the weekend – time to party! Thousands of people are getting all dolled up and ready to hit the town. Girls, remember when you’re out there this weekend that for every... 

Friday is upon us once again. Yipee! Have you ever had one of those really long weeks that leaves you feeling a little…..well…..a little like this?….. I don’t know what you’re like at the end of the week, but this is pretty much my brain by 5:00pm on Fridays… All videos are the production of SMP Films; I found them on YouTube. Pig Latin: • an English language game, where the initial consonant sound of an English...