The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video. Anywhoo…..I dedicate this song to everyone who has a @@@@ List and to all jerkwads on my list – which, by the way, got a whole lot longer this week. Take it away, Stewie! As someday it may happen that a victim... 

John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country. Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity? By the way Mr. McCain, the fact that you’re known the world over makes you, by definition,... 

I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face. I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted mole. “Yes, she had the mole removed,” an insider tells CelebTV.com. “It was not for medical reasons.” Echoes a... 

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my kind of girl, indeed. Attacking... 

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “No!” And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never... 

“A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.” It’s Friday night, And the mood is right. Gonna have some fun, Show you how it’s done. TGIF! (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.) It’s now officially the weekend – time to party! Thousands of people are getting all dolled up and ready to hit the town. Girls, remember when you’re out there this weekend that for every... 

Friday is upon us once again. Yipee! Have you ever had one of those really long weeks that leaves you feeling a little…..well…..a little like this?….. I don’t know what you’re like at the end of the week, but this is pretty much my brain by 5:00pm on Fridays… Have I ever mentioned that I love being from the San Francisco Bay Area? LOVE it! All videos are the production of SMP Films; I found them on YouTube. Pig... 

I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days. Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs. Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic. Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational. Queen: A woman or something personified as a woman, who is foremost or preeminent in any respect. Drama... 

One of the funniest things I have ever seen up close and personal occurred in my seventh grade math class. My friend was across the room on her way to the pencil sharpener. She was looking towards me, trying to mouth something, and then she was gone. What goes up must come down, and boy did she! A sneaky backpack had made it into her pathway and taken her down. It was hilarious! One moment she was there, then BOOM! GONE! To this very day,... 

I love the Foster Farms Chickens! Their commercials make me laugh every single time I see them. Did you know they have their own website? You can watch the commercials or play a game or two. I can’t think of a better way to pass the time (other than reading my blog, of course). Have fun! The Foster Imposters …muppet style chicken characters, the Foster Imposters®. Created in 1993…Scruffy, paunchy and unhealthy, the Foster Imposters... 

I’m so glad I found this! It was one of the better commercials during the Super Bowl last Sunday. The story goes that Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman have been in somewhat of a feud for years. I’m not really how it’s said to have started. I think it’s because Oprah said that Dave made mean jokes about her years and years ago. Whatever the reason, they finally made up* in 2005 and now they love each other more than... 

I realize it’s two days after the Super Bowl, but I was really busy yesterday. Please don’t hold it against me. I don’t know about you, but I thought the commercials were pretty darn boring this year. Aside from the Kevin Federline one, of course. I like the Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites one with Jessica Simpson proclaiming, “Cheesy bites, my one true love.” It’s really only funny because she just got divorced.... 

This Christmas diddy is from last Saturday’s Saturday Night Live with host Justin Timberlake. He and Andy Samberg (who, by the way, I share a birthday with – including the year) do a horrendously awesome job. This is the uncensored version (don’t say I didn’t warn you)… Fun facts about Andy Samberg: * Andy attended Berkeley High School and graduated in the class of 1996. * He loves 1980’s pop-culture, especially the wrestling. *... 

I watched this video because I read that it was like a deleted scene from The Office. Well, I love The Office, so I thought I’d check it out. It did not make me laugh. Of course it might have if Michael and Dwight were performing it. I think U2 should sue Bank of America for taking their beautiful song, “One” and turning it into a horrible commercialistic belly-ache song used to inspire B of A employees. Disgusting! Aren’t...