• Paris Hilton Would Paint The White House Pink.

    John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country.

    Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity?

    By the [...]

    Wednesday 6th August 2008 - 10:18:00 PM | Comment (1)

  • Celebrity Breakup News – Sarah Jessica And Her Mole

    I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face.

    I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted [...]

    Monday 21st July 2008 - 6:49:35 PM | Comment

  • Kathy Griffin Is A Cutter.

    And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E.

    I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord).

    Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s [...]

    Sunday 13th July 2008 - 7:59:31 PM | Comment

  • Fairy Tales For A Saturday.

    Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

    The girl said, “No!”

    And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had [...]

    Saturday 31st May 2008 - 10:46:18 AM | Comment (1)

  • WINGMEN. Every Weekend’s Must Have.

    “A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.”

    It’s Friday night,
    And the mood is right.
    Gonna have some fun,
    Show you how it’s done.
    TGIF!
    (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.)

    It’s now officially the weekend – time to party! Thousands of people are getting all dolled [...]

    Friday 14th March 2008 - 7:14:23 PM | Comment (1)

  • Appyhay Ridayfay!

    Friday is upon us once again. Yipee!

    Have you ever had one of those really long weeks that leaves you feeling a little…..well…..a little like this?.....

    I don’t know what you’re like at the end of the week, but this is pretty much my brain by 5:00pm on Fridays…

    Have I ever mentioned that I love being from [...]

    Friday 14th September 2007 - 7:56:11 AM | Comment

  • Britney Spears Needs To Hire Chris Crocker

    I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days.

    Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs.

    Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic.
    Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational.

    Queen: A woman or [...]

    Tuesday 11th September 2007 - 6:53:40 PM | Comment

  • Celebrity Oops Vol. 4 - Have A Nice Trip, See You Next Fall!

    One of the funniest things I have ever seen up close and personal occurred in my seventh grade math class. My friend was across the room on her way to the pencil sharpener. She was looking towards me, trying to mouth something, and then she was gone. What goes up must come down, and boy [...]

    Wednesday 1st August 2007 - 11:03:11 AM | Comment

  • Foster Farms Chickens - Foster Imposters

    Did you know they have their own website?

    Tuesday 27th February 2007 - 4:45:09 PM | Comments (2)

  • Oprah Winfrey And David Letterman’s Super Bowl Love

    t was one of the better commercials … Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman have been in somewhat of a feud for years.

    Wednesday 7th February 2007 - 1:38:44 PM | Comment

  • Super Bowl XLI Commercial Round-Up

    The best commercials from Super Bowl XLI.

    Tuesday 6th February 2007 - 8:00:15 AM | Comment

  • Christmas Is Coming Vol. 1

    D**k In A Box

    Wednesday 20th December 2006 - 11:10:50 AM | Comment

  • Bank of America Is “One” Tacky Office

    I think U2 should sue Bank of America for taking their beautiful song, “One” and turning it into a horrible commercialistic belly-ache song used to inspire B of A employees.

    Thursday 9th November 2006 - 6:13:00 PM | Comment

  • Makes Me Laugh Every Time!

    She’s chopping broccoli! She’s chopping broccoli!

    Friday 3rd November 2006 - 8:16:44 PM | Comments (2)