• Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi • 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond • Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram • Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =Knotfurlong • ... 

When you rearrange the letters… A DECIMAL POINT becomes IM A DOT IN PLACE ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY ASTRONOMER becomes MOON STARER DESPERATION becomes A ROPE ENDS IT DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES - LET’S RECOUNT ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes WOMAN HITLER PRESBYTERIAN becomes BEST IN PRAYER SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH LOST IN ME SNOOZE...