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I don’t know about where you’re sitting, but where I’m sitting it’s incredibly hot; over 105 degrees hot. Oh, and all the fires in the Northern California region, are blowing their smoke into the valley in which I live. Needless to say, the air out there is on the verge of being unbreathable.

These nasty conditions [...]

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today…..

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask [...]

A friend emailed this to me the other day. There’s no real validity to any of it (it’s the mutated offspring of a simple joke), but it still made me laugh; and we can all use a good laugh.

Gates vs. GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way [...]

My father used to tell me that it’s just as easy to marry rich as it is to marry poor – you just have to meet the rich. He stopped telling me that a few years ago. Now he just wants me to marry someone. Too bad for him, though; such an event isn’t going [...]

To all the young men who got engaged over the holidays, read carefully and take notes…

1. Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is [...]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone “brother”
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. [...]

Friday is upon us once again. Yipee!

Have you ever had one of those really long weeks that leaves you feeling a little…..well…..a little like this?.....

I don’t know what you’re like at the end of the week, but this is pretty much my brain by 5:00pm on Fridays…

Have I ever mentioned that I love being from [...]

It’s finally Friday! I don’t know about you, but I’ve had a pretty long week. Time to relax and laugh…..

A woman got into her car and discovered that the steering wheel was gone, the radio was gone, and the accelerator and brake pedals were gone. She was just about to report it to the police [...]

HAPPY MONDAY! I had an awesome weekend hanging with my baby nephew, and really don’t want to get back to the daily grind. But, such is life. Here’s a little joke to help start off your week. I’ll be doing a Hollywood Gossip Round Up later this evening, so don’t forget to come back.

A [...]

Here’s a great joke that someone emailed to me years ago.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan [...]

The following joke is in no way meant to be inappropriate or religiously offensive. Easter is this coming Sunday, so I offer this laugh in the spirit of unity and the knowledge that all religious and moral beliefs aside, we are all human beings and this is the time of year to appreciate life and [...]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So, instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy to reach. The apples [...]