It’s Wednesday. Time For Some Crack.
No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually…
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it [...]
George W. Bush Is A Saint.
In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can…
President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit [...]
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today…..
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask [...]
Is This A Jellyfish Bad Day?
If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is [...]
And You Thought YOU Received Bad Customer Service.
It’s the Holiday Season, and with that comes grumpy grumpy scrooges. Have you ever noticed how no one is in a good mood in mall parking lots during this time of year? And there’s nothing worse than dealing with Customer Service at Christmas…
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!
This is so priceless [...]
The Best Human Resources Email Ever!
e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Joe is an individual [...]
Onions vs Christmas Trees
I got this joke from a friend the other day. I hope it makes you laugh as much as it made me do so. If you’re offended, you seriously need to lighten up and get a sense of humor. Or two.
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how [...]
Women And Heart Attacks.
I post the funny emails I receive because I know that it’s the best way for something I enjoyed to reach as many people as possible. Although the following email is not funny, it’s very good information for women of all ages and it really needs to be shared.
Women and heart attacks (Myocardial Infarction)
Did you [...]
Why It’s Good To Be A Woman
As if it weren’t obvious enough, right? Ha. Ha.
*We got off the Titanic first.
*We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
*Taxis stop for us.
*We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
*No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
*We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
*If [...]
Welcome To The Twilight Zone. Some Call It The Suburbs.
I believe that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you can’t laugh at anything. Fortunately I find myself laughing at me often. Last night was no exception.
Imagine if you will, a subdivision in the middle of basically nothing, where all the houses look the same. There is no on street parking, but one particular BMW [...]
The Southern Lady
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by [...]
