A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s... 

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if there are any inaccuracies, it’s not my fault. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic... 

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if it’s wrong in any way, it’s not my fault. This one is priceless… A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel... 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” *** A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000... 

Here’s another little something funny my mom sent me….. An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the doctor’s sleek shiny car and asks, ‘What kind of car ya got there, sonny?’ The doctor replies, ‘A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!’ ‘That’s a lot of money,’ says the old man. ‘Why does... 

Don’t know about where you are, but in my parts, it’s been cold, cold, cold. More so than years past – thanks to the Artic storms that met up in the Artic to create a double Artic storm. My boyfriend was at his cabin in the Sierra Foothills of California last weekend and almost got snowed in. It took him five hours to shovel the driveway enough to get out so he could come home. When my friend sent me the following email, I thought... 

No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually… An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the... 

In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can… President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings. His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said,... 

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today….. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘In’. 5. Put decaf in the... 

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring... 

It’s the Holiday Season, and with that comes grumpy grumpy scrooges. Have you ever noticed how no one is in a good mood in mall parking lots during this time of year? And there’s nothing worse than dealing with Customer Service at Christmas… Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening – customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January,... 

e-mail one Attention: Human Resources Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no vanity... 

I got this joke from a friend the other day. I hope it makes you laugh as much as it made me do so. If you’re offended, you seriously need to lighten up and get a sense of humor. Or two. The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts... 

I post the funny emails I receive because I know that it’s the best way for something I enjoyed to reach as many people as possible. Although the following email is not funny, it’s very good information for women of all ages and it really needs to be shared. Women and heart attacks (Myocardial Infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack…you know,... 

As if it weren’t obvious enough, right? Ha. Ha. *We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Taxis stop for us. *We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. *We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without... 

I believe that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you can’t laugh at anything. Fortunately I find myself laughing at me often. Last night was no exception. Imagine if you will, a subdivision in the middle of basically nothing, where all the houses look the same. There is no on street parking, but one particular BMW with a custom plate doesn’t seem to know this rule. If you were to look at this place from above, it would look like a target,... 

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.” The lady from...