Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan First off, the fact that Lindsay Lohan did this Funny or Die video so soon after her dramatic breakup with Samantha Ronson shows that she’s got a sense of humor about herself – which is good. I’ve always said that if you can’t laugh at yourself you can’t laugh at anything. According to the guys over at Funny or Die, Lindsay Lohan can laugh at herself so well that she’s... 

John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country. Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity? By the way Mr. McCain, the fact that you’re known the world over makes you, by definition,... 

“A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.” It’s Friday night, And the mood is right. Gonna have some fun, Show you how it’s done. TGIF! (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.) It’s now officially the weekend – time to party! Thousands of people are getting all dolled up and ready to hit the town. Girls, remember when you’re out there this weekend that for every... 

Do you ever have one of those days where you come home from work and you don’t want to do anything but stare at the wall? You’re not feeling well, but you’re not exactly sick either – just a little “off.” That’s me today. I can’t really put my finger on it, but I just don’t feel well. I’m tired – not sleepy, but tired. My back hurts too. I hope I’m not coming down with something. My boss brought her sick kid in last... 

Tom Cruise loves Scientology. LOVES it! He is a hardcore Scientologist and loves to talk about it with anyone who will listen. He is also crazy and frighteningly weird. A video surfaced of him professing his love of Scientology and being a Scientologist about a week ago and spread across the internet faster than a cheetah with the runs. A copy of this insane video can be seen at Gawker.com – Exclusive: The Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientology... 

Just a quick side note: I’m watching Paris Hilton on Larry King Live right now. She’s “breaking her silence.” All I’ll say about it right now is that her fake eyelashes are really annoying. More details later. Paris Hilton was released from jail on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan is extending her stay in rehab (and looks like she’s gained some healthy weight), and Britney Spears is still avoiding getting her shit...