In honor of the large amount of alcohol I consumed this past weekend, here are some wise words….. “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this... 

Remember last Friday when I mentioned Idiocracy? Well folks, the road to that world has already begun (some would argue that it actually began about seven years ago)... President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: “Childrens do learn.” ... During his first presidential campaign, Bush—who promised to be the “education president”—once asked: “Is our children learning?”... 

As if it weren’t obvious enough, right? Ha. Ha. *We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Taxis stop for us. *We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. *We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without... 

For most Americans, St. Patrick’s Day is an excuse to get trashed. As if we really needed another excuse…can we say “Super Bowl Sunday”? But for the Irish, St. Patrick’s Day actually means something – with customs and traditions, recipes and crafts, and of course history. In honor of this GREEN day, I give you quotes from some famous Irishmen. “Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.” –...