Remember last Friday when I mentioned Idiocracy? Well folks, the road to that world has already begun (some would argue that it actually began about seven years ago)... President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: “Childrens do learn.” ... During his first presidential campaign, Bush—who promised to be the “education president”—once asked: “Is our children learning?”... 

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, “I am Ronaldo, the best soccer player in the world. The soccer world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.” He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and... 

President Bush, First Lady Laura Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know I could throw a thousand dollar bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “Well I could throw ten one hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people very happy.” Cheney quickly chimed in with,... 

I saw Donald Trump in San Francisco on Sunday, at the Real Estate and Wealth Expo, put on by the Learning Annex. He’s actually quite entertaining in person. Has a potty mouth too. Which was just fine by me. I learned a lot. Including that Donald Trump is one ugly dude. He also likes children and seems to be good with them. When asked by an 11-year-old girl how she could promote herself as an actress, he gave her a big smile said she...