A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market. It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to settle down. 47-year-old George Clooney, on the other hand, has stated time and time again that he has no desire to marry or have children. Oh, I’m sure Sarah told... 

Mmmm…..George Clooney is yummy, and gets more and more scrumptious each year. This year he’s 47, and doesn’t look a day over delicious. After the Metropolitan Costume Institute Gala last night, the dapper George and friends headed to Bungalow 8 for a little late night birthday celebration. …Fergie serenaded him with, “You make me feel so young,” while Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise stood by his side as he blew out the candles on... 

I repeat, George Clooney is not engaged. This current rumor surrounding the star started in Italy, and was quickly picked up by Britain’s Marie Claire who then published an article entitled “George Clooney to Marry?” After that, it pretty much spread like wildfire. It is, of course, just a rumor. “These reports are not true,” Clooney said through his Los Angeles-based rep, Stan Rosenfield. Will someone please tell me... 

The 80th Annual Academy Awards were last night on ABC. I took some notes… *Regis Philbin was the red carpet host. An alright choice I guess. *George Clooney was the first celebrity to talk with Regis. George’s girlfriend Sarah was a simple beautiful. *Helen Mirren was gorgeous as usual; she really knows how to dress her body. *Hilary Swank is not pretty – at least not from the neck up. She looks like a horse. Yeah! I said it! *Jack... 

George Clooney, 45, has made it pretty clear that he has no plans to ever marry, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to have a long-term relationship. For the past 18 years he has given his heart to Max, his 300-pound potbellied pig, who he gained full custody of after his breakup with Kelly Preston (who is now married to John Travolta). This past Friday (12/1), while George Clooney was out of town promoting his new film The Good...