Well, I am certainly having a case of the Mondays today. I hit my head earlier coming up from plugging something in under my desk. Then about 10 minutes ago I pinched the side of my palm in a rusty metal lock and am now watching it turn different colors. Yes, I have ice on it, so don’t think I’m a total idiot. Anyway, now I’m way cranky. An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!...