This is some of the most pleasing and smile producing news I’ve heard all day. Spencer Pratt refuses to have sex with his wife Heidi Montag, for fear of reproduction. Spencer told the ladies of The View that after being married a mere four months, he has cut his wife off from his man love. His reasoning is quite logical, believe it or not – he’s afraid Heidi will be one of those sneaky @@@@@es who stop taking their birth control and... 

I honestly don’t even know why I’m writing about these dolts. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But these two little stories were just so asinine that I had to share them. First up, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name. No, he’s not taking the Jay Mohr-Cox route and taking his wife Heidi’s last name. Nope, he’s doing one better than that. Spencer Pratt is legally changing...