When I found out what really happened at the Pratt residence today, I couldn’t stop laughing. Which, given my whole bruised ribs thing, was quite painful. Here’s how it all went down….. Someone called the LAPD earlier today when they became suspicious after witnessing a person being led into Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s home with a white pillowcase over their head. A witness at the scene tells TMZ police blocked off the street... 

Pssst! I have a secret….. Heidi Montag has some serious self-esteem issues. Oh, that wasn’t a secret? At the ripe ol’ age of 23, Heidi Montag has decided that she’s addicted to plastic surgery. Lovely. Why doesn’t Heidi try therapy before going under the knife to make her the “best” she can be? Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against plastic surgery – when done for the correct reasons. Heidi Montag, in my opinion, is... 

I honestly don’t even know why I’m writing about these dolts. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But these two little stories were just so asinine that I had to share them. First up, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name. No, he’s not taking the Jay Mohr-Cox route and taking his wife Heidi’s last name. Nope, he’s doing one better than that. Spencer Pratt is legally changing... 

Answer: Heidi Montag and Miss Universe. Question: What are two words you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence? The 2009 Miss Universe Pageant was broadcast live Sunday night on NBC from Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. And for some crazy reason, Heidi Montag was chosen to perform. What. The. Hell. I hardly know where to start. First of all, Heidi’s ensemble was a total rip off of the flesh colored glittery number... 

So much for the experience on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! humbling Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Al Roker interviewed Speidi this morning on the Today show and managed to shake-up the couple so much, Heidi cried and they had to run to Ryan Seacrest for support. Roker went for the jugular right from the start, telling the Pratt brats, “There are those that say you are the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity... 

I got back from the land of no internet a few hours ago; and I must say, as much as I enjoyed where I was and am happy I spent the weekend there, I’m quite happy to be home. I missed my laptop very much. Skimming the gossip I missed, it looks like the Spencer and Heidi Pratt “I’m a Celebrity…” saga is still going strong. And now there are allegations of torture. Yes, the Pratt brats are crying foul and threatening to sue NBC over... 

Noooooo!! Say it isn’t so! After quitting like a thousand times and driving everyone nuts, it has been confirmed that Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here” tonight. Oh joy. “Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,” their rep told Us Wednesday morning. Us can also exclusively report that Spencer’s sister Stephanie and his friend Spenser (yes, there’s...