I honestly don’t even know why I’m writing about these dolts. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But these two little stories were just so asinine that I had to share them. First up, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name. No, he’s not taking the Jay Mohr-Cox route and taking his wife Heidi’s last name. Nope, he’s doing one better than that. Spencer Pratt is legally changing... 

Sen. Ted Kennedy was laid to rest in Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, VA, on Saturday evening following his funeral service earlier that morning in Boston. Senator Ted Kennedy Laid to Rest – The Insider Is Michael Jackson still alive? Like 2Pac, Elvis and the other high profile celebrities that have gone before us, a conspiracy theory exists to whether Michael Jackson is really, in fact, dead. Michael Jackson Still Alive? –... 

Answer: Heidi Montag and Miss Universe. Question: What are two words you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence? The 2009 Miss Universe Pageant was broadcast live Sunday night on NBC from Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. And for some crazy reason, Heidi Montag was chosen to perform. What. The. Hell. I hardly know where to start. First of all, Heidi’s ensemble was a total rip off of the flesh colored glittery number... 

So much for the experience on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! humbling Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Al Roker interviewed Speidi this morning on the Today show and managed to shake-up the couple so much, Heidi cried and they had to run to Ryan Seacrest for support. Roker went for the jugular right from the start, telling the Pratt brats, “There are those that say you are the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity... 

First thing’s first….. David Carradine’s family is convinced the actor was murdered, and have even gone so far as to accuse a secret sect of killer ninjas. A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family’s lawyer. …attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts... 

I got back from the land of no internet a few hours ago; and I must say, as much as I enjoyed where I was and am happy I spent the weekend there, I’m quite happy to be home. I missed my laptop very much. Skimming the gossip I missed, it looks like the Spencer and Heidi Pratt “I’m a Celebrity…” saga is still going strong. And now there are allegations of torture. Yes, the Pratt brats are crying foul and threatening to sue NBC over... 

Noooooo!! Say it isn’t so! After quitting like a thousand times and driving everyone nuts, it has been confirmed that Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here” tonight. Oh joy. “Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,” their rep told Us Wednesday morning. Us can also exclusively report that Spencer’s sister Stephanie and his friend Spenser (yes, there’s... 

I don’t know much about Heidi and Spencer Pratt, other than they’re from an MTV “reality” show and they’re totally fake, extremely annoying, and very obviously fame parasites. Now I can add despicable and spoiled human beings to that list. And I’m using ‘human beings’ very loosely. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here is basically Survivor for B and C-list celebrities, with the contestants fighting to win money for their... 

Please do not continue reading if you just ate or have a sensitive stomach; this post includes two of the most nauseating celebrity couples in Hollywood today. You have been warned. First up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – now officially Mr. and Mrs. Pratt. The attention hungry couple exchanged vows last weekend for an episode of The Hills, which doubled as a wedding. Oh wait, it’s the other way around – their wedding doubled as...