This was just too funny to pass up. You know how the other day it was announced that Heidi Montag fired Spencer Pratt as her manager and hired some psychic named Aiden Chase? Yeah, well, apparently now she’s fired the psychic. Turns out he’s really just some creepy dude chasin’ chicks. According to UsMagazine, things started getting weird when Aiden Chase showed up on the set of the movie Heidi Montag is filming (I cannot believe I... 

When I found out what really happened at the Pratt residence today, I couldn’t stop laughing. Which, given my whole bruised ribs thing, was quite painful. Here’s how it all went down….. Someone called the LAPD earlier today when they became suspicious after witnessing a person being led into Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s home with a white pillowcase over their head. A witness at the scene tells TMZ police blocked off the street... 

This is some of the most pleasing and smile producing news I’ve heard all day. Spencer Pratt refuses to have sex with his wife Heidi Montag, for fear of reproduction. Spencer told the ladies of The View that after being married a mere four months, he has cut his wife off from his man love. His reasoning is quite logical, believe it or not – he’s afraid Heidi will be one of those sneaky @@@@@es who stop taking their birth control and... 

I don’t know much about Heidi and Spencer Pratt, other than they’re from an MTV “reality” show and they’re totally fake, extremely annoying, and very obviously fame parasites. Now I can add despicable and spoiled human beings to that list. And I’m using ‘human beings’ very loosely. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here is basically Survivor for B and C-list celebrities, with the contestants fighting to win money for their... 

Please do not continue reading if you just ate or have a sensitive stomach; this post includes two of the most nauseating celebrity couples in Hollywood today. You have been warned. First up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – now officially Mr. and Mrs. Pratt. The attention hungry couple exchanged vows last weekend for an episode of The Hills, which doubled as a wedding. Oh wait, it’s the other way around – their wedding doubled as... 

Just when you thought you had enough reasons to not vote for John McCain, along comes another one. “Celebrity” Heidi Montag has given the Senator from Arizona her support in his race for President. Here’s the kicker….John McCain has welcomed Heidi’s support, even taking time out of his campaign to comment. “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills,... 

Well, it wasn’t exactly outer space, but it might as well have been. I was in Mississippi. Enough said. I’m not quite back to my fighting weight, but I did want to check in and let you know that I’m still alive. I’ll be sure to do a Gossip Round Up this evening so we can all catch up on what I missed. In the meantime, let’s choke on this….. “Defying our expectations,” Heidi Montag “has...