Answer: Heidi Montag and Miss Universe. Question: What are two words you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence? The 2009 Miss Universe Pageant was broadcast live Sunday night on NBC from Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. And for some crazy reason, Heidi Montag was chosen to perform. What. The. Hell. I hardly know where to start. First of all, Heidi’s ensemble was a total rip off of the flesh colored glittery number... 

Noooooo!! Say it isn’t so! After quitting like a thousand times and driving everyone nuts, it has been confirmed that Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here” tonight. Oh joy. “Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,” their rep told Us Wednesday morning. Us can also exclusively report that Spencer’s sister Stephanie and his friend Spenser (yes, there’s... 

I don’t know much about Heidi and Spencer Pratt, other than they’re from an MTV “reality” show and they’re totally fake, extremely annoying, and very obviously fame parasites. Now I can add despicable and spoiled human beings to that list. And I’m using ‘human beings’ very loosely. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here is basically Survivor for B and C-list celebrities, with the contestants fighting to win money for their...