It’s the Monday after a holiday weekend, so things are a still bit off kilter. In that spirit, here is some random gossip about random celebrities… Hulk Hogan’s wife, Linda, wants a piece of their two million dollar plus Florida estates, along with alimony and child support for Nick, who is 17 … Steve Shickles See also: Hogan Knows Divorce. Coming Soon! Kevin Dubrow, the lead singer of Quiet Riot was found dead in... 

If you haven’t heard, rapper Kanye West’s mom, Donda, died last Saturday when she stopped breathing while recovering from plastic surgery procedures she had performed the day before. Her murderer, er, doctor was Jan Adams, a man with a history of questionable behavior. Brought to us by The Hollywood Gossip, here are some of the highlights: *In a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Lori Ufondu claims that in 1996,... 

Jennifer Lopez states the obvious – her monkey man husband has planted his monkey seed and soon they will have a monkey baby…Anything Hollywood Paula Abdul is single. Again. The woman needs to get a clue, stack up on batteries, and call it a day. Hey, we can’t all meet Mr. Right…Bricks and Stones Gossip Britney Spears is a menace to society and really needs to be stapled to a wall somewhere until she faces the truth.... 

Former Prison Break actor, Lane Garrison, has been sentenced to spend the next three years and four months inside a real prison because of a horrible and tragic choice he made. Last December, the 27-year-old was driving under the influence of alcohol and (some reports say) cocaine when he jumped the curb and hit a tree. One of his three passengers, 17-year-old Vahagn Setian, later died at the hospital. While receiving his sentence yesterday,... 

Supermodel Kate Moss is looking super tore-back… Skinny Celebrity Pictures While her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty sports the post-rehab look… Fatback and Collards Speaking of post-rehabbers, Lindsay Lohan can add home wrecker to her resume… Hollywood Backwash And Britney can add dancing denial queen… Bricks and Stones Also in denial, Tara Reid, who if she keeps drinking like a fish, will soon be swimming with them. Man,... 

Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect girl for the Jerry Springer Show. How much further can Britney fall? The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her... 

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have officially married. Mark my words, this one won’t last long…Celebrity Smack Model Adrianne Curry hates Blogger Perez Hilton. Join the crowd, Adrianne…The Official Blog of Adrianne Curry Just in time for Christmas, Sweeny Todd – the movie. There’s nothing like a singing murderous barber to get you in the holiday spirit…Bizzom Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, but still... 

I don’t know if it’s serendipity or karma or just plain old good timing, but my buddy Michael Jackson has popped up again, this time denying that he has married his children’s nanny. Last February I found some pictures on TMZ of Michael Jackson’s children without any veils or masks covering their faces. That post found its way to somewhere and now it’s getting more attention than ever. I seem to have touched... 

We’ve known for a while that Jessica Biel is wonderful, and very much a woman. But soon she may actually be Wonder Woman! … Gossip Girls – Jessica Biel In Talks To Play Wonder Woman Who would’ve thunk it…Nicole Richie actually looks good pregnant. She’s gained some weight and even looks a bit more comfortable in her skin. But the true test will come after the baby is born, and the struggle to lose weight... 

Dave Grohl Nails Paris…Right Celebrity Marcia & Jan Brady Had A Lesbian Fling!...Celebrity Mound Meet Mary-Louise Parker’s New Adopted Daughter…Hollywood Backwash Jessica Simpson does her best Britney impersonation…Gabsmash Acid Wash Jeans* by Qoniak…Denimology Cameron Diaz Is Getting Ugly…Make Us Hot Naked Sienna enjoys a new summer of love…Celebs Planet Soapstar Arrested for DUI…Maple... 

Let me tell you folks, he’s not alone on that one! I may not agree with Barry Manilow’s taste in music, but I certainly agree with his taste in people. I never thought I’d have something in common with Barry Manilow. Life really IS full of surprises! Pop singer Barry Manilow, a major Democratic fundraiser, said on Monday he has scrapped plans to appear on the television talk show The View…was scheduled to appear... 

The 2007 Emmy Awards were last night. Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner A bunch more pictures from last night’ Emmy’s. Anything Hollywood Oh, and did you hear? ABC hates Sally Field. Not only is Britney Spears a crazed junkie, she’s apparently also a nudist. The Hollywood Gossip It’s rumored that there’s a hit out on Kevin Federline. No, seriously. Stupid Celebrities According to her father, Lindsay Lohan “hate[s]... 

Carol Channing’s dress is missing. While the 86-year-old actress and her husband checked into the Hollywood Renaissance Hotel, someone made off with the signature dress she wore in the stage production of “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.” …a man swiped one of her bags from a bell cart in the lobby, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman. The bag contained the dress, which Channing told police was valued at $150,000,... 

Britney Spears has more issues than the sky has stars. On that we can all agree. Now rumor has it that she was all coked up at the MTV VMAs… Anything Hollywood Kanye West said MTV exploited Britney Spears. Wait? Is it just me, or did he just exploit her again to get HIS name in the news?... Derek Hail Good thing he threw a temper tantrum backstage, just for good measure… Pond Racket Tommy Lees apologized to Alicia Keys and George... 

I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days. Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs. Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic. Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational. Queen: A woman or something personified as a woman, who is foremost or preeminent in any respect. Drama... 

Did pigs start flying when I wasn’t looking? The incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry is finally knocked up…Maple Juice Spider Man has found is forever Spider Lady. Tobey Maguire got married in Hawaii…Stupid Celebrities Do you really need more proof that Britney Spears’ career is over? Well, okay…if you insist…Derek Hail Nicole Kidman has rudely killed my theory that Tom Cruise is sterile and therefore not... 

Nicole Richie was sentenced to a whopping four days in jail for her multiple offenses. Today she began her jail stay. And 82 minutes later, she was released. WTF?? Maybe Los Angeles really does run on its own clock. According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff’s Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was released at 4:37 PM. A Socialite’s Life – 82 Minutes Was Enough Time In Prison For Nicole Richie But wait!... 

All Celebs 4U Nikki Cox had big boobs. Anything Hollywood Britney Spears is getting it on with Criss Angel. Bricks and Stones Gossip What the hell is wrong with Jenna Jameson? Celebridiot Is it just me, or is Clay Aiken on drugs? Celebrity Gossip’s Is Halle Berry Preggers? Celebrity Mound Hello Cameron Diaz! John Mayer is gross! Celebrity Rant I know a few starfish. Do you? Celebrity Smack Meet the New Cast of Survivor: China DeminologyLevi’s... 

In an effort to better decide the former Prison Break star’s jail sentence, Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox has ordered the actor to undergo a 90-day “diagnostic,” given by parole officers and psychologists. Garrison will be back in court on October 31st for formal sentencing. Following the fatal December 2006 car crash, in which a teenage passenger died, Lane Garrison pleaded guilty to one count of driving under the... 

One of the funniest things I have ever seen up close and personal occurred in my seventh grade math class. My friend was across the room on her way to the pencil sharpener. She was looking towards me, trying to mouth something, and then she was gone. What goes up must come down, and boy did she! A sneaky backpack had made it into her pathway and taken her down. It was hilarious! One moment she was there, then BOOM! GONE! To this very day,...