Breaking up is hard to do in Hollywood. Especially when the media steals your thunder and announces your split before your publicist can. Of course, it’s all just a bunch of talk and speculation until the celebrity couple finally admits to the break-up. These days, break-up rumors are swarming around Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt – so much so that I’m starting to think there may be something to them. Here are some of the latest Brangelina... 

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have broken up. Yes? No? Maybe so? I guess it depends on who you ask. According to some, Lindsay Lohan packed her bags and left the house. Others, like Lindsay, say the two are still very much together. As I said the other night, lesbian lovebirds Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have been enjoying some rather nasty fights as of late; including a very public showdown on New Year’s Eve. Today the word got around... 

I thought it might be fun today to look at some of the recent rumors and make total assumptions about what is really going on. That is, after all, the point of gossip. The Gossip: Paris and George have been spotted together alone twice recently, once at the Whiskey Bar and then again at Dan Tana’s. The Assumption: George Clooney is going through a midlife crisis and Paris Hilton is fishing for a movie part. It’s either that or George... 

Well I guess Patrick Swayze reads the gossip rags ’cause the actor is responding to all those “lies” about him being on his death bed. If you recall, last Friday I told you that Patrick Swayze’s cancer had spread to his liver. Guess I was wrong. Continuing to remain positive as he battles pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze is hitting back against tabloid rumors about his health in an exclusive statement to PEOPLE… “The... 

Did you know it was Mark Twain who said that? Neither did I. What do Michael Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Jeremy Piven all have in common? Denial: a) an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse. The politician issued a denial of his opponent’s charges. b) an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are... 

First Lindsay Lohan casually acknowledges her relationship with Samantha Ronson. …last night Lindsay was a guest on the sex-advice radio program Loveline (hosted by Dr. Drew and Stryker) and she seemed to confirm that she and Samantha are “going out” with one another. I, for one, am thrilled for them both … and am very happy to know that they are, apparently, in love with one another. Here is a cute pic of L. Ron enjoying one another’s... 

Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems. Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.” “It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. But others are saying that John dumped Jennifer...