Did you know it was Mark Twain who said that? Neither did I. What do Michael Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Jeremy Piven all have in common? Denial: a) an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse. The politician issued a denial of his opponent’s charges. b) an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are... 

First Lindsay Lohan casually acknowledges her relationship with Samantha Ronson. …last night Lindsay was a guest on the sex-advice radio program Loveline (hosted by Dr. Drew and Stryker) and she seemed to confirm that she and Samantha are “going out” with one another. I, for one, am thrilled for them both … and am very happy to know that they are, apparently, in love with one another. Here is a cute pic of L. Ron... 

About five hours ago I was blindsided by a crazy and random stomach ache, which has subsided somewhat but I’m still not feeling 100%. Maybe it’s my twenties freaking out about soon becoming a memory. Or maybe it’s my thirties welcoming me into the next phase of my life. Whatever it is, it’s quite annoying. Tonight’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up is a bit of a random one. As I searched through all my favorite sites... 

Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems. Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.” “It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. Us Weekly But others are saying... 

Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are? Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing. If that isn’t bad enough, one of those “friends” then felt the need to tell me about it, exactly what those words were, and the fact they didn’t say anything in my defense.... 

Today is Monday, and as Mondays go, not such a bad one. Today’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up has all our favorites: drunken celebrities getting busted, famous couples breaking up, celebrity babies being born, and of course, sex and money. First off…drunken celebrities… Khloe Kardashian is headed to jail this Friday for violating probation received as a result of a March 2007 DUI arrest. Yeah, I was surprised by that too –... 

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my... 

Hello friends and loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that I am in the process of moving and dealing with some miscellaneous life issues, so my postings may be scarce this week and next. I will do my best to do something each day, but I’m not making any promises that they won’t all be email forwards and the like. I’m sure you understand. But fear not, I will be back. So it’s looking more and more like... 

Here’s a headline I wasn’t at all surprised to see: Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick Wait, what? These two lovebirds – two soulmates – who rushed to the alter after barely knowing each other’s shoe size are having marital problems? Say it isn’t so! Sources close to the couple have conflicting accounts of the relationship status, but most agree that the marriage won’t last much longer. “I... 

I repeat, George Clooney is not engaged. This current rumor surrounding the star started in Italy, and was quickly picked up by Britain’s Marie Claire who then published an article entitled “George Clooney to Marry?” After that, it pretty much spread like wildfire. It is, of course, just a rumor. “These reports are not true,” Clooney said through his Los Angeles-based rep, Stan Rosenfield. Will someone please... 

I bet you woke up this morning just aching for a bit of Anna Nicole Smith news. Well, you are in luck. Here, courtesy of my pal The Mighty Mo is her friend’s take on Anna Nicole’s real cause of death. After reading this, I had to agree, there’s something fishy going on… All right, a re-examination of timeline… Feb. 8 – Anna Nicole [Smith] dies March 26 – Lilly Sanchez holds press conference stating... 

Who hates Mondays? I Do! I Do! Pond Racket The pregnancy rumors are swarming around Nicole Richie. Is she or isn’t she? All I can say is that if she is, she better gain a ton of weight. The Hollywood Gossip Someone who definitely isn’t pregnant (anymore) is Julia Roberts, who gave birth to a baby boy today, and named him Henry Daniel Moder. The Celebrity Blog The Olsen Twins are more legal than ever. The Gossip Girls And Britney... 

I’m so happy for Larry Birkhead. I hope everything related to Dannielynn’s custody goes his way. Mighty Mo has a few words on the subject too… – We can only hope for the best. It is my hope that Larry and Virgie can come to a amiable agreement. It’s what’s best for DannieLynn. She needs her father and the mother of her mother, Anna Nicole, Virgie. I’m not sure I believe ALL of what I’ve seen... 

If you haven’t already heard, today Larry Birkhead was revealed as the biological father of the late Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn. A fact that has pretty much always been known to be true, but now it’s official. It was announced Monday that Howard K. Stern would not fight for custody if Larry Birkhead turned out to be the baby’s biological father. It may look like a gesture of good will, but my theory... 

So let me get this straight………Jude Law dumped Sienna Miller because she was partying too much. So it’s okay for him to sleep with the nanny, but it’s not okay for her to be 24 years old and want to have a good time? Sounds like a certain British actor has some issues. Apparently, in Jude Law’s world, what’s good for the goose is not good for the gander. Which I guess is okay since Jude Law is a...