Wonder Woman Finds Dead Body.
In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride.
No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river and promptly alerted nearby boaters, as [...]
The World Is Smaller Than You Think.
Lately, my friend Rhobby has been my best source for random facts. Check this one out! It really makes you think. And if it doesn’t, it certainly should.
If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like [...]
Everyday Is Monday For The Naked Mole-Rat
It’s Monday again, and more thrilled I couldn’t be. But at least I don’t look like this poor guy. Sometimes Mother Nature plays really cruel jokes…
The naked mole rat (also known as the desert mole rat or sand puppy) is a native of East Africa, and aside from being one heck of an ugly [...]
Did You Hear The One About The Two Headed Turtle?
My turtle is a yellow-bellied slider and looked just like this one when he was a baby. Except my turtle has only one head.
The 2-month-old turtle, actually conjoined red-eared slider twins, fits on a silver dollar…The turtle is apparently healthy, and the species can live 15 to 20 years…CTCentral.com
When we look at this turtle and [...]
Now THAT’S A Big Baby!
Cute “little” Nadia is the 12th child born to Siberia’s Tatyana Barabanova, 43, and weighed in at a whopping 17.1 pounds (7.75 kg).
“I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than [...]
Is It STILL Monday??
How is your week going so far?
It’s a fact:
Male drivers vs Female drivers…
Men are more than twice as likely to die in a car crash than women, consider the yearly statistics shown below.
In fact, studies have shown as many as 73 percent of all people killed in car accidents are male.
Since record keeping began: male [...]
The Juice Is On The Loose. Again.
What part of ‘keep him locked up’ does the universe not understand? I mean really! OJ Simpson should not be allowed to roam the streets.
Since I last posted…
... Simpson made his $125,000 bail on charges including kidnapping and armed robbery, legal experts were questioning: Could a former football star who beat a double-murder rap really [...]
Betcha’ Didn’t Know…..Vol. 9. The 1500’s.
Sure, your life sucks, but it could be worse. At least it’s not the 16th Century…
*Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor; hence, [...]
Paris Hilton vs Hallmark
Happy Saturday! I’m off to spend the day with family and friends. Perhaps I’ll stop by Hallmark on the way…
Hallmark made a card that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Paris got mad. Now Paris is suing for $500,000…
A Socialite’s Life has the full story.
I’m also picking up a new car today. Well, new to me, [...]
Today Is Labor Day. Do You Know Why?
The holiday began in 1882, originating from a desire by the Central Labor Union to create a day off for the “working man”. Wikipedia
Through the years the nation gave increasing emphasis to Labor Day. The first governmental recognition came through municipal ordinances passed during 1885 and 1886. From them developed the movement to secure state [...]
Did You Hear The One About The Man With A Plastic Skull?
Which is worse….
A man being awarded a wimpy $4,100 in damages stemming from a botched brain surgery…Man loses top of his head in brain operation?
OR
A judge suing a mom and pop dry cleaners for $54 million because they lost his pants…DC judge loses $54 mln lawsuit over trousers…and then taking his loss to the appeals [...]
The Blonde And The Flowers - Joke
A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street and passed a flower shop where the redhead spotted her boyfriend buying her flowers.
She sighed and said, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looked at the redhead quizzically and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
The redhead replied, “I [...]
Got Sore Feet?
If you tried complaining about your sore feet to this woman, she’d probably tell you that you have no idea what having sore feet really means. And you thought your shoes were uncomfortable…
The practice of foot binding may have started during the Song Dynasty (960–1279). According to legend, women’s feet were bound in this way [...]
Betcha’ Didn’t Know…..Vol 8. Interesting Facts.
Here are some more interesting facts from my friend Rhobby. He is just a fountain of random information. I love it!
*North Dakota has never had an earthquake.
*Illinois has the most personalized license plates.
*Twinkies used to be filled with banana – until there was a U.S. banana shortage.
*Hostess Fruit Pies have beef in them.
*Japan watches more [...]
Selenite Crystals. Truly Spectacular!
Crystal Cave of Giants. Naica Mine. Chihuahua, Mexico.
These are the largest selenite crystals ever discovered. They are 1,000 feet down in limestone host rock – where miners are mining for lead, zinc and silver – and were formed by hydrothermal fluids emanating from the magma chambers below.
The miners had to drill through the Naica fault, [...]
Throw Dubya Out The Window!
President Bush, First Lady Laura Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know I could throw a thousand dollar bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “Well I could throw ten one hundred [...]
Celebrity Oops Vol. 4 - Have A Nice Trip, See You Next Fall!
One of the funniest things I have ever seen up close and personal occurred in my seventh grade math class. My friend was across the room on her way to the pencil sharpener. She was looking towards me, trying to mouth something, and then she was gone. What goes up must come down, and boy [...]
George W. Bush Is A Dead Ringer For His Mother.
Happy Monday! Here’s a great way to start the week…
I’m sure you’ve noticed the similarities between the President and his mother, but have you ever seen the proof look quite like this?
I do believe the original picture from which this was derived, is the following picture of his mother, Barbara Bush.
A side note: George W’s [...]
Attention Eddie Murphy! DNA Says You ARE Melanie Brown’s Baby’s Daddy!
A representative for (Scary Spice) Melanie Brown has confirmed that DNA test results prove that Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie’s baby girl, Angel Iris, born on June 3rd.
Is this the part where we all get to look at Eddie Murphy and say we told him so?
If you’re unfamiliar with this story, check out [...]
The Ten Commandments For Drivers. As Set Forth By The Pope.
About a month ago, I warned you Road Rage. Look Out! It’s Everywhere!
Well now, even the Pope has gotten in on the act, releasing the “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as part of the “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road.”
Not only does the document list the new commandments, but is also warns against using cars [...]
