I often read headlines that make me gasp, but I’ve noticed lately that my reaction has become automatic, and no longer a true measure of my genuine response. But when I read the headlines about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new project, my jaw nearly hit the floor with pure unfiltered awe. Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has been with more guys than she probably has purses, and has been engaged to half of them (‘has’ being the operative word... 

Please do not continue reading if you just ate or have a sensitive stomach; this post includes two of the most nauseating celebrity couples in Hollywood today. You have been warned. First up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – now officially Mr. and Mrs. Pratt. The attention hungry couple exchanged vows last weekend for an episode of The Hills, which doubled as a wedding. Oh wait, it’s the other way around – their wedding doubled as... 

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson aren’t the only Hollywood couple to hit the rocks so far this year. I guess it’s like my boyfriend says, “Out with the old, in with the new.” Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband of two years Thomas Jane. The couple first became engaged in 2002 and wed in June 2006; they have a 5-year-old daughter. The Medium’s Patricia Arquette and actor husband Thomas Jane have... 

Pamela Anderson is going back to Canada. But don’t hold your breath, it won’t be until sometime next decade… “Five more years of t!ts and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.” Oh Please God Let This Be True – The Evil Beet Christina Aguilera has a big belly, and no tan lines… “We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour....