Watch out everyone; it looks like Jessica Simpson is quickly turning into a lush. That girl is loud and annoying as it is, I can only imagine what she’s like drunk. I guess the decent started when she began dating Tony Romo, and she’s been going steadily downward since. First it was her hospitalization for a kidney infection, which many people believe was a result of hardcore drinking. Now she’s been kicked out of a Marc... 

Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up Lindsay and pantiless Britney. Long gone is skanky Paris. Even Amy Winehouse is boring; now that’s she practically dying or something. What is the celebrity world coming to? The best... 

Nikki Hilton is unclear on the definition of absurdity…A Socialite’s Life Britney Spears is still vomiting in public…Fatback And Collards Jessica Simpson is a home wrecker…The Gossip Girls Lindsay Lohan is a happy rehab patient…Celebrity Mound Paula Abdul cries on the phone…Right Celebrity Is denying his son’s autism part of John Travolta’s religion?...Hollywood Backwash Can you identify this... 

You know you’ve messed up when you are fired from being the spokesperson for your own nightclub. Citing a failure to “attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando,” Club Paris has fired their namesake Paris Hilton. But they’re not changing the name, deciding instead that the club will now represent the French city. When the club opened two years ago, Hilton showed up to the grand opening party...