Joaquin Phoenix appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. And by appeared I mean Joaquin Phoenix sat there being weird while Dave tried to get the actor to actually answer a question. Phoenix was at the Ed Sullivan Theater to promote his new movie “Two Lovers” but in his messy black suit and tie with a heavy beard and black sunglasses, he seemed more interested in acting like Andy Kaufman than a talented actor. Letterman,... 

I hope I can get through this without barfing…..Elisabeth Hasselbeck and husband Tim are having their third child. TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking Remember Chad Lowe? You know he was the guy who used to be married to Hilary Swank. Anyway he and his girlfriend are having a baby too. Evil Beet Gossip Tom Cruise was photographed with his hand on Katie Holmes’s stomach, so of course that means she’s pregnant. Bricks and Stones Gossip Rebecca... 

Uh oh, is Jodie Sweetin up to her old tricks? And in a trailer no less! After a few minutes of conversation, Jodie announced: ‘I have a surprise for you.’ She led us to the back of the trailer where there was a white paper plate with a small pile of white powder and a rolled-up $20 bill beside it…We each took turns cutting a line of coke and then snorting it. I witnessed Jodie snort at least two lines of cocaine.” [Hot Momma Gossip] Ty...