An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her... 

And we wonder why our children are turning out the way they are….. These are real notes written by parents…. Spellings have been left intact. •My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. •Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. •Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. •Please excuse...