Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up Lindsay and pantiless Britney. Long gone is skanky Paris. Even Amy Winehouse is boring; now that’s she practically dying or something. What is the celebrity world coming to? The best... 

Have you ever known people, or a couple, that – try as you might – you just couldn’t hate? Most recently, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are the ones at the top of my list. I can’t really put my finger on why they bug me – they just do. I’m sure that it has something to do with the fact that Tom Cruise brainwashed Katie Holmes and impregnated her with his alien spawn. Or the fact that Tom Cruise doesn’t...