I’ve had an extremely long two weeks, and I am very tired – actually, more like exhausted. And I have a very long day ahead of me in San Francisco tomorrow, so I’m trying my best to get to bed before the wee hours of the morning. So I present to you, for your reading pleasure, some of my Twitter buddies….. Earsucker – Steven Tyler cannot be replaced as Aerosmith’s frontman Note to Brad Whitford, Joe Perry, and you other... 

Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane. And who does that better than Kevin Federline? No one! That’s who! And Prive Las Vegas agrees. The father of four* will officially be awarded the title of Father of the Year on June 13th during a party that he will be hosting at the club. The unofficial... 

The extremely troubled Britney Spears was allowed to see her two sons for three hours today. Britney’s father Jamie was there, as was the fallen pop star’s psychiatrist. Kevin Federline’s bodyguard dropped the boys off at Britney’s house around 9am and came back around noon to pick them up. …lawyers for Spears and Kevin Federline reached a visitation agreement Friday, the pop star saw her children Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, for... 

UPDATE – LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care. She is truly truly sick. The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored, at least until the next hearing on February 19. The order came after the testimony... 

UPDATE: 1:42pm: So nothing real important seems to be going on right now. Which is good because I need to leave to take my car to the shop. I’ll update when I get back. UPDATE: 1:30pm: Oh crap, we missed it! Britney entered the court house on the DL. From TMZ: “Britney Spears got inside the courthouse on the down low, after circling the block several times. We’re waiting for K-Fed. Brit will probably testify later today.... 

UPDATE:3:45 PST… A court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of Britney Spears’ two little boys Friday to ex-husband Kevin Federline and suspended the troubled pop star’s visitation rights…Court Awards Spears’ Kids to K-Fed – examiner.com Oh my God, have you heard? Britney Spears was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital last night after a three hour standoff at her house. And apparently she went... 

Today was the first day of school for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, who were ordered to take parenting classes as a part of their custody (dis)agreement. If Britney’s notes from the class are any indication of what she thinks of this whole thing, the former teen idol won’t even notice when she really loses her kids for real, for real. As in, never going to see them again, lose them. As in, Kevin Federline is the better... 

Parenting classes and random drug tests – those were the judge’s orders; do not comply, and lose custody. Britney Spears did not comply. For the second time in as many weeks, the clearly unstable fallen pop star has been told that she is not allowed to have her children stay over night at her house. “She’s really upset,” a source close to Spears tells E!online. “She keeps saying, ‘I can’t... 

The 2007 Emmy Awards were last night. Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner A bunch more pictures from last night’ Emmy’s. Anything Hollywood Oh, and did you hear? ABC hates Sally Field. Not only is Britney Spears a crazed junkie, she’s apparently also a nudist. The Hollywood Gossip It’s rumored that there’s a hit out on Kevin Federline. No, seriously. Stupid Celebrities According to her father, Lindsay Lohan “hate[s] Hollywood and... 

I think this is going to be a good week. First, Paris Hilton found God, and now there’s finally some proof of the existence of Jayden James Federline. I think there’s been one or two other pictures, but this one is by far the best; we can actually see his face. Why, you may be asking, does a picture of Jayden James bring me such joy and giddiness? Well, like countess others I was dying to know what he looked like. The little... 

Okay, I don’t really want to kick someone when they’re down, but……OH MY GOODNESS BRITNEY SPEARS! What the heck kind of crazy colors is she seeing in her world? I actually had a conversation with my mom last night about the chaos that is Britney Spears. I made a comment that she’s just going through normal 25 year old newly single mother things. Apparently, my mother disagreed. She then went on her own rant... 

Super Bowl XLI is this coming Sunday, February 4th, 2007. I don’t care about the game. I don’t know anything about the teams that are in it (the Colts and the Bears). But I enjoy the commercials, and am really looking forward to them this year. Here’s a little taste of what got me so excited, Kevin Federline style: More Nationwide and K-Fed fun HERE You can find official Super Bowl XLI news and information HERE Fun facts... 

This has to be the funniest “pot calling the kettle black”* story I’ve seen in a while. According to MSNBC, Star Magazine is reporting that Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to go to rehab – for the sake of the kids. Uhhhh……..where does K-Fed get off telling Britney to shape up? Let’s ponder the ridiculousness of that for a moment. In the magazine’s report, Kevin Federline states that he has tried “every possible angle”... 

Aside from now knowing how to blackmail, Kevin Federline has learned to write — on shower doors and scratch paper. After his November 8th “performance” at the House of Blues in Chicago, and the day after Britney Spears filed for divorce, he left a little love note for his soon to be ex-wife. Sounds like somebody has been eating sour grapes. According to US Weekly, the note was really written by him, as the signature matches a poster... 

Today, as we were all checking the appropriate boxes on our ballots (or touching the screen if you were as cool a voter as I was), Britney Spears, 24, was checking the ever popular “irreconcilable differences” box on her divorce petition, with yesterday as the date of separation. Can it be true? Has the fairy tale come to an end? (Kevin’s fairy tale, that is) Poor little K-Fed, he really screwed this one up. Did he not...