Ok, ok, so the accidents took place in New York and Spain, but the victims are fairly “Hollywood.” Lance Armstrong was banging Kate Hudson for awhile, after all. Matt Lauer was M.I.A. from the Today show today as a result of dislocating his shoulder this weekend when he was thrown over his handlebars after a deer jumped out in front of him. And by jumped out I mean waiting for Matt Lauer to come into view then darting down the hill and...