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No post from me since Friday? For shame!! But I have a good excuse. Really I do. I spent my weekend going here and there, drinking, having fun and enjoying the sun. And watching frogs jump. But that’s a story for tomorrow; I had some other things I had to take care of this evening. I’ve got a bunch of pictures from my weekend (none of which were actually taken by me) and am looking forward to sharing them with you. In the meantime, here’s... 

Jason Priestley to be daddy again! [Accidental Sexiness] Jamie Foxx Slams Miley Cyrus – Audio (NSFW) [Allie Is Wired] Lindsay Lohan Got Wasted Over the Weekend [Anything Hollywood] Chris Brown’s New Girlfriend Is Erica Jackson (Photos) [BumpShack] Woody Harrelson Mistakes Photographer for Zombie [Celebrity Milkshake] Kardashian Family Member Getting Plastic Surgery [Celebug] The World Will Get Another Duggar [Dlisted] Phil Spector... 

SEX Britney Spears is not dating her manager Jason Trawick, they’re just “very close” – so basically they’re having sex but not dinner dates. The Hollywood Gossip Jamie Kennedy has obviously never watched TV or read a magazine, as proven by his choice to date Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hollywood Grind Paris Hilton’s current flavor of the month is reality personality Doug Reinhardt. Paris is a whore, end of story. Pop Crunch Jennifer... 

Peter Tork, a former member of [The Monkees], just announced that he has been diagnosed with a rare form of head and neck cancer. The Daily Blabber The Jesse Logan sexting suicide is a cautionary tale for teenagers, parents and the public. Right Celebrity A thirty-eight year old Canadian real estate agent has managed to do what Jennifer Aniston could never pull off. Hollywood Backwash Lily [Allen] is having to pinch her pennies just like... 

Celeb Warship – Holly Madison & Criss Angel: Dunzo The Evil Beet – Rihanna Hits the Beach in Mexico Hollywood Grind – Nadya Suleman Interview with Dr. Phil F-Listed – WTF?! OctoMom Gets A Porn Offer Hot Momma Gossip – Passenger in Morgan Freeman Auto Accident Sues – Claims He’d Been Drinking Stupid Celebrities Gossip – Elaine Davidson World’s Most Pierced Woman (Photos/Video) The Hollywood... 

Valentine’s Day Edition – Love and Lost Hollywood Style Salma Hayek, 42, spent her Valentine’s Day in Paris, France this year where she exchanged vows with her French businessman baby-daddy Francois-Henri Penault, 46. In Case You Didn’t Know There was a rumor a while back that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were going to announce their split on Valentine’s Day. Well, that didn’t exactly happen. Instead they showed off... 

I hope I can get through this without barfing…..Elisabeth Hasselbeck and husband Tim are having their third child. TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking Remember Chad Lowe? You know he was the guy who used to be married to Hilary Swank. Anyway he and his girlfriend are having a baby too. Evil Beet Gossip Tom Cruise was photographed with his hand on Katie Holmes’s stomach, so of course that means she’s pregnant. Bricks and Stones Gossip Rebecca... 

Uh oh, is Jodie Sweetin up to her old tricks? And in a trailer no less! After a few minutes of conversation, Jodie announced: ‘I have a surprise for you.’ She led us to the back of the trailer where there was a white paper plate with a small pile of white powder and a rolled-up $20 bill beside it…We each took turns cutting a line of coke and then snorting it. I witnessed Jodie snort at least two lines of cocaine.” [Hot Momma Gossip] Ty... 

Is Kate Moss pregnant and drinking? Eh, at least it’s not coke. Anything Hollywood Tim Allen his having a baby. Well, his wife Jane Hajduk is anyway. Bitten & Bound Madonna might join Britney Spears on the road for a high energy performance. Anything you can do to hold on to youth, huh Madge? Celebrity Mound Proud Papa Jerry O’Connell shows off Dolly and Charlie’s newborn foot prints. I don’t care what anyone says, I think Charlie... 

I’m baaack! Did you miss me? I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas – if you celebrate it. For the rest of you, I hope life is going well and you’re looking forward to the New Year. I know I am! I’ve missed a few days of posting, and for that I apologize. But I was spending time with my family, some of whom I haven’t seen in quite a while, and have been enjoying my time away from my stupid day job (and the computer). Sue me. If... 

First thing’s first. Success! I was able to catch my dog’s pee on Thursday night with a ladle – which has been washed twice and run through the dishwasher. The Vet called this morning and said she has a urinary tract infection, so I picked up some antibiotics and now she’s well on her way back to being her crazy self. Picture proof: Linking the Cycle of Life….. Life begins….. Rumor has it Mariah Carey is pregnant. I’m...