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About five hours ago I was blindsided by a crazy and random stomach ache, which has subsided somewhat but I’m still not feeling 100%. Maybe it’s my twenties freaking out about soon becoming a memory. Or maybe it’s my thirties welcoming me into the next phase of my life. Whatever it is, it’s quite annoying.

Tonight’s [...]

We almost lost L.A. today.

Ok, perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit, but I bet while the earth was shaking celebrities were saying their prayers and begging to be spared.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN)—A magnitude-5.4 earthquake shook the Los Angeles metropolitan area Tuesday, leaving residents rattled but causing no serious damage or injuries.
However, the temblor served as a [...]

I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face.

I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted [...]

Sorry for no post last night. I’m still doing the moving thing, and having some issues with getting internet at my new place. Apparently I live on a street where dsl companies don’t want to go. Oh, they’ll do the streets around me, but not my place. Just my luck. Geesh.

I realized this week that [...]

So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site. Well, last night I drove all the way to the house and [...]

I don’t have much time to chat tonight (still doing the moving thing), but here are three stories that caught my eye…

A-Rod’s Wife Files for Divorce, Says Slugger “Emotionally Abandoned” Family

The estranged wife of Yankee star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday in Miami, seeking to dissolve their five-and-a-half-year union.

“The marriage of the parties [...]

Angelina Jolie was admitted to the Lenval hospital in Nice, France today in anticipation of the birth of her twins.

For reals, this time.

Last month it was reported that Angelina had given birth, but those were lies. All lies!

Now it’s real. Well, almost anyway.

Angelina Jolie is one step closer to repopulating the planet. She was admitted [...]

Britney Spears Arrives in Louisiana for Jamie Lynn Birth All Celebs

Madonna and Guy Richie Plan To Announce Split After World Tour Bricks and Stones Gossip

Cover Your Ears: Heidi Montag Has New Song Celebrity Gossip

Anne Hathaway Got Out Just In Time Daily Stab

Amy Winehouse Loves Drugs Fatback Media

Adriana Lima is engaged Gabsmash

A Heroes Spoiler That Will [...]

I’m sorry, what? A known philanderer and all around arrogant ass is the hottest bachelor? What is this world coming to? Please tell me there are better bachelors out there than Mario Lopez.

He was married a few years back and we all know how that ended.

[Mario Lopez and Ali Landry] were engaged during the summer [...]

Well hello there! Feels like forever since we’ve shot the shit and discussed the Hollywood poop. Accept my apology and allow me make up for lost time…..

VH1 Best Week Ever Robert Downey Jr. And His Golden Turd
Check out this vintage picture of Hollywood A-Lister and Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr. from back in his [...]

This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again.

A doomsday event is a specific occurrence which has an exceptionally destructive effect on the human race. The final outcomes of doomsday events [...]

Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane.

And who does that better than Kevin Federline?

No one! That’s who! And Prive Las Vegas agrees. The father of four* will officially be awarded [...]

There was, and always will be, only one Bo Diddley.

A founding father of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Bo Diddley died of heart failure today at his home in Archer, Florida. He was 79.

The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll [...]

Today, I moved up in the world. Well, more like moved down the hall.

My day job world has been pretty chaotic since about St. Patrick’s Day. That was the day we lost our Office Manager, and the day before I took a trip out of state. Since then my office life has been crazy; I [...]

A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market.

It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to settle down. 47-year-old George Clooney, on [...]

Celebrity Beauty Buzz – Kim was filmed on her reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians having the treatment on her butt, thighs, and stomach. Kim Kardashian Gets VelaShape Cellulite Treatments on Her Butt

Celebrity Body Gossip – A newly-released video shows the singer bemoaning the ‘big fat thighs’ she inherited from her mother. Madonna hates [...]

Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t believe the rumors of in [...]

Oh, and the wedding is off until further notice.

Remy Ma was convicted last month of assault, illegal weapon possession and attempted coercion stemming from an incident last July during which the female rapper shot her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph over a messily $3,000.

The wedding between Remy Ma and fellow rapper Papoose, if you’re wondering, was supposed [...]

May 5th. Cinco de Mayo*. In honor of this wonderful (excuse to drink) Mexican holiday, all of today’s Round Up links have something in common. Gee, I wonder if you can guess what it is…

Britney Spears, Kevin Federline to Reunite … in Court – The Hollywood Gossip

Carrot Top’s Face Has Taken Over His Body [...]

I’m only reporting this story because it speaks to the hilarity of Hollywood and the conclusions that people jump to.

Mariah Carey was seen with Nick Cannon and a big phat rock on her left finger, so naturally the two are engaged. No wait, they eloped and are actually married.

But beware, and take the rumor with [...]