In the middle of writing my post last night about Lindsay Lohan having to appear in front of a judge about her probation, my internet went down. So a-noy-ing! It was still down this morning, but now it’s finally back. Oh how I missed it so. But I digress…..Lindsay Lohan appeared in court this morning, and was given an extension to her probation – apparently the judge doesn’t read gossip blogs and is therefore blind to Lindsay’s... 

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay – what is going on with you, child? Your dad Michael Lohan says you’re addicted to prescription medication and that’s why your career is in the crapper. Is he right? Have you fallen into the black hole of pill addiction like so many celebrities before you? Whatever the reason for the demise of your career, one thing’s for sure – you are rapidly destroying your life. Lindsay Lohan, you are a complete mess. There’s... 

There’s not much I love more than crazy celebrities doing crazy things. And I’m not talking about wardrobe malfunction crazy – I’m talking balls against the wall crazy. You know, like Britney Spears in her head shaving days, and Lindsay Lohan – um – every day these days. Sometimes the celeb’s antics go a little too far and things start to get scary – like Britney strapped to the gurney – and the entertainment value of watching... 

Lindsay’s crazy this I know, For her best friends tell me so. Lindsay Lohan’s closest friends say that not only is Lindsay totally distraught about her split from Samantha Ronson, but she’s lost complete control of her life. Oh, and that she’s totally mental and needs help. “Lindsay is on hiatus with her publicist because she’s not working or booking jobs. She is completely unmanageable…Lindsay needs to get psychiatric... 

This might ruffle some feathers – which is why I’m going to say it – but I for one want Lindsay Lohan to go crazy and have a total breakdown. I want her to go all out Britney Spears crazy – the shaved head, attack on a car with an umbrella, getting strapped to a gurney crazy. I mean come on now, how fun would that be? I get goose bumps of delight just thinking about it. Looking back, Lindsay Lohan has pretty much been on the road... 

Quite a bit has happened in the land of Lindsay Lohan in these few days since she was denied entry into the Ronson party on Friday. On Saturday it was reported that a locksmith was at Samantha Ronson’s home changing the locks. Then today Lindsay Lohan told us that she and Sam Ronson have broken up and that she wants to take this time to focus on herself. Pardon me as I laugh hysterically – doesn’t she already only focus on herself? We... 

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my kind of girl, indeed. Attacking...