In the middle of writing my post last night about Lindsay Lohan having to appear in front of a judge about her probation, my internet went down. So a-noy-ing! It was still down this morning, but now it’s finally back. Oh how I missed it so. But I digress…..Lindsay Lohan appeared in court this morning, and was given an extension to her probation – apparently the judge doesn’t read gossip blogs and is therefore blind to Lindsay’s... 

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay – what is going on with you, child? Your dad Michael Lohan says you’re addicted to prescription medication and that’s why your career is in the crapper. Is he right? Have you fallen into the black hole of pill addiction like so many celebrities before you? Whatever the reason for the demise of your career, one thing’s for sure – you are rapidly destroying your life. Lindsay Lohan, you are a complete mess. There’s... 

There’s not much I love more than crazy celebrities doing crazy things. And I’m not talking about wardrobe malfunction crazy – I’m talking balls against the wall crazy. You know, like Britney Spears in her head shaving days, and Lindsay Lohan – um – every day these days. Sometimes the celeb’s antics go a little too far and things start to get scary – like Britney strapped to the gurney – and the entertainment value of watching... 

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Lindsay’s crazy this I know, For her best friends tell me so. Lindsay Lohan’s closest friends say that not only is Lindsay totally distraught about her split from Samantha Ronson, but she’s lost complete control of her life. Oh, and that she’s totally mental and needs help. “Lindsay is on hiatus with her publicist because she’s not working or booking jobs. She is completely unmanageable…Lindsay needs to get psychiatric... 

This might ruffle some feathers – which is why I’m going to say it – but I for one want Lindsay Lohan to go crazy and have a total breakdown. I want her to go all out Britney Spears crazy – the shaved head, attack on a car with an umbrella, getting strapped to a gurney crazy. I mean come on now, how fun would that be? I get goose bumps of delight just thinking about it. Looking back, Lindsay Lohan has pretty much been on the road... 

Quite a bit has happened in the land of Lindsay Lohan in these few days since she was denied entry into the Ronson party on Friday. On Saturday it was reported that a locksmith was at Samantha Ronson’s home changing the locks. Then today Lindsay Lohan told us that she and Sam Ronson have broken up and that she wants to take this time to focus on herself. Pardon me as I laugh hysterically – doesn’t she already only focus on herself? We... 

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my kind of girl, indeed. Attacking... 

The new year is almost here, and if the way 2007 is ending is any indication, 2008 is going to be GREAT for gossip! Breaking news! Mischa Barton busted for DUI and having illegal drugs…E!Online Did you know that Mischa Barton was in The Sixth Sense? She was the little girl in the fort who threw up when Cole found her, and turned out to have been poisoned to death by her mother. Brendan Fraser and his wife of nine years are joining the... 

…is sex, sex, sex. Apparently, Lindsay has traded in her addiction to cocaine for an addiction to sex. According to one of her recent conquests – some dude she met in rehab – Lindsay just can’t get enough. …“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again.”... 

It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah. It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with. So just how much does it cost for our favorite recovering coke whore – I mean addict – Lindsay Lohan? Her stints in rehab are being reported as costing $137,000,... 

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have officially married. Mark my words, this one won’t last long…Celebrity Smack Model Adrianne Curry hates Blogger Perez Hilton. Join the crowd, Adrianne…The Official Blog of Adrianne Curry Just in time for Christmas, Sweeny Todd – the movie. There’s nothing like a singing murderous barber to get you in the holiday spirit…Bizzom Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, but still in Utah. Why do I have... 

Given the fact that the idiot Steve-O is the one saying that Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine, or “Boog Suge” as he likes to refer to it, I’m leaning towards Steve-O being a liar. Or at least stretching the truth. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, so she’s certainly not above theft. And he can prove she was there on the night in question. Steve-O told shock jock Howard Stern on his Sirius radio show: “Lindsay... 

So does Pete Doherty. Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke? Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell. Lock ‘em up! Time behind bars did Paris Hilton a ton of good. Since she’s been out, she’s dumped some friends and has started to spend more and more time alone (something... 

This post was written and copyrighted by Katie. Contact her at: neverendingrun7@yahoo.com.au. Lately I have been wondering, “What on earth is going through these girls’ minds?” When I say “these girls,” I am obviously referring to the four musketeers. The women who seem to constantly re-occur on the cover of every celebrity gossip magazine around. That’s right: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie; whom... 

Good Morning! Not quite ready to get to work? Neither am I! Today’s game is brought to you by Daily Free Games, and stars Lindsay Lohan. Poor Lindsay, she really needs to be cured! Game on! Lindsay Lohan has been very naughty and doesn’t have any intension of changing her ways. She needs to be shot…..with a syringe. But beware, give Lindsay the wrong shot and she’ll mutate. There are five levels you must pass to cure Lindsay... 

Lock her up! While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom. This is how the story goes…. Lindsay’s assistant quits. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom. The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls the police. Police respond to a call of... 

Before I get started with my Hollywood Gossip Round Up, let me tell you a wonderful “Case of the Mondays” story, starring your’s truly. Today I went to the dumpster at my office to throw away a bunch of crap. I opened the dumpster and noticed that a perfectly good archive box was in there. Oh hell no, I thought, I paid for that; so I dumped out what was in it and took the box out. Then I noticed that there was a bunch of stuff... 

Lately I’ve noticed a lot of very unhappy young ladies in Hollywood… Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Olsen Twins… I used to be an unhappy young lady too. Extremely unhappy. Except I didn’t know how sad I really was. And I would venture to guess that the young ladies of Hollywood today don’t know just how sad they are either. Sure, they seem to have everything, but do they really? If their lives are...