There’s not much I love more than crazy celebrities doing crazy things. And I’m not talking about wardrobe malfunction crazy – I’m talking balls against the wall crazy. You know, like Britney Spears in her head shaving days, and Lindsay Lohan – um – every day these days. Sometimes the celeb’s antics go a little too far and things start to get scary – like Britney strapped to the gurney – and the entertainment value of watching... 

Lindsay’s crazy this I know, For her best friends tell me so. Lindsay Lohan’s closest friends say that not only is Lindsay totally distraught about her split from Samantha Ronson, but she’s lost complete control of her life. Oh, and that she’s totally mental and needs help. “Lindsay is on hiatus with her publicist because she’s not working or booking jobs. She is completely unmanageable…Lindsay needs to get psychiatric... 

This might ruffle some feathers – which is why I’m going to say it – but I for one want Lindsay Lohan to go crazy and have a total breakdown. I want her to go all out Britney Spears crazy – the shaved head, attack on a car with an umbrella, getting strapped to a gurney crazy. I mean come on now, how fun would that be? I get goose bumps of delight just thinking about it. Looking back, Lindsay Lohan has pretty much been on the road... 

Quite a bit has happened in the land of Lindsay Lohan in these few days since she was denied entry into the Ronson party on Friday. On Saturday it was reported that a locksmith was at Samantha Ronson’s home changing the locks. Then today Lindsay Lohan told us that she and Sam Ronson have broken up and that she wants to take this time to focus on herself. Pardon me as I laugh hysterically – doesn’t she already only focus on herself? We... 

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have broken up. Yes? No? Maybe so? I guess it depends on who you ask. According to some, Lindsay Lohan packed her bags and left the house. Others, like Lindsay, say the two are still very much together. As I said the other night, lesbian lovebirds Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have been enjoying some rather nasty fights as of late; including a very public showdown on New Year’s Eve. Today the word got around... 

I thought it might be fun today to look at some of the recent rumors and make total assumptions about what is really going on. That is, after all, the point of gossip. The Gossip: Paris and George have been spotted together alone twice recently, once at the Whiskey Bar and then again at Dan Tana’s. The Assumption: George Clooney is going through a midlife crisis and Paris Hilton is fishing for a movie part. It’s either that or George...