I am 31. I am proud to be 31. People often think I’m much younger. That makes me proud too. It means I’m doing something right – I don’t look all tore back and old before I actually am all tore back and old. The same cannot be said for Lindsay Lohan, however. Lindsay Lohan is 23 years old but looks like she’s nearing 40. She’s starting to look like one of those smoker-voiced boozin’ biker bitches who have spent way too much... 

In the middle of writing my post last night about Lindsay Lohan having to appear in front of a judge about her probation, my internet went down. So a-noy-ing! It was still down this morning, but now it’s finally back. Oh how I missed it so. But I digress…..Lindsay Lohan appeared in court this morning, and was given an extension to her probation – apparently the judge doesn’t read gossip blogs and is therefore blind to Lindsay’s... 

Maybe Lindsay Lohan figured since she was in Washington D.C. and therefore not in an actual state, it would be ok to down a couple redbull and vodkas. Sorry LiLo, it doesn’t work that way. You see, you are an alcoholic and you always will be. That’s just the way it goes. And because you can’t have “just a little” you cannot have any at all. At all. So the little drink you made for yourself with your back turned to people and thought... 

As you know, I turned 30 this past Monday. What you may not know is that the Saturday before, I saw Professional Humoredian Doug Benson at Tommy T’s Comedy & Steakhouse in Pleasanton, CA to kick off my birthday weekend (I apologize for the posting delay, but I just got the pictures). My excellent company for the evening was made up of my boyfriend (who shall remain nameless for various reasons), as well as two of my closest friends,...