I’m only reporting this story because it speaks to the hilarity of Hollywood and the conclusions that people jump to. Mariah Carey was seen with Nick Cannon and a big phat rock on her left finger, so naturally the two are engaged. No wait, they eloped and are actually married. But beware, and take the rumor with a grain of salt; this is Hollywood you know. After all, Mariah Carey has a new album out and desperately wants to beat out...