Yesterday was a pretty intense day, thanks to Britney Spears, so I thought I would start of today with a joke. A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.... 

As if it weren’t obvious enough, right? Ha. Ha. *We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Taxis stop for us. *We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. *We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without...