Just a little something to help start your week off with a laugh….. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station… And then the fight started…. ***** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized... 

If you think the product ads of today exploit women as sex objects and sets the woman’s movement back, get a load of these ads! And you thought a half-naked woman selling toothpaste was bad….(be sure to read the actual ad tag line below each picture)... 1921: If you can answer YES to the question, you are obviously using pure mild Palmolive soap that will leave your skin radiant. 1930s: You do all the household chores –... 

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “And... 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER Spring Classes for Men REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, May 7, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS, MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays – Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?... 

As if it weren’t obvious enough, right? Ha. Ha. *We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Taxis stop for us. *We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. *We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without... 

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the garden and he wouldn’t ask for directions. 9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don’t want to see what’s ON TV, they want to see what ELSE is on.) 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appointment. 7. God knew that, when Adam’s fig leaf wore out, he would never buy... 

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So, instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy to reach. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the...