January 3, 2010 New Year and New Baby! Happy New Year everybody!!! On Sunday, Jan. 3rd at 12:13am, Camila gave birth to a healthy 7lb. 7oz. baby girl named “Vida Alves McConaughey” ….. “Vida” is Portuguese for “life” and that’s what God gave us this morning ….. Camila’s recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family ….. thanks for all your well wishes and prayers along... 

So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site. Well, last night I drove all the way to the house and realized I forgot the keys. I took it as a sign to take the night off. So I did. I’m sure you’ve heard that Matthew McConaughey and his gorgeous girlfriend had... 

And it wasn’t with me!! I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death. Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her). Got some blessed news. A celebration of life and bounty. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s... 

Say it isn’t so! Was I almost widowed today? Oh my poor Matthew! The 38-year-old actor cut his face while preparing for his role in The Grackle, a new movie from his J.K. Livin Productions, his publicist, Alan Nierob, said Monday in an e-mail. Nierob said McConaughey had been training Ultimate Fighting Championship-style. He did not know when and where the injury occurred. Matthew McConaughey injured on set! Panic ensues! – Snarky... 

Ummm…..I mean Matthew McConaughey’s bike. Or maybe I’ll encase it in bullet proof glass and just stare at it. In case you were wondering, yes, I would totally accept Matthew McConaughey’s motorcycle as a gift were you to buy it for me. Think you’ll never get the chance to shower me with such love? Think again…..this gorgeous bike is available on eBay….. Fun facts about the University of Texas: UT was... 

Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Unless, of course, they look like Matthew McConaughey. Then they can bite all they want, anywhere they want. Ahhh…sweet dreams, indeed….. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody’s looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I... 

Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever? Happy Friday! More from me on my Matthew: February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!! June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor. August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey. Because I Feel Like It. Play the Poop Bunny game. Poop on the monkey. But be careful! Don’t let him hit you with it! Got Poop? Add PoopBunny FREE to your profile! PoopBunny...