Michael Lohan, the crazy estranged father of the crazy Lindsay Lohan was taken to the hospital Tuesday after suffering a heart attack. According to his “journalist” girlfriend Kate Major, anyway, so it could just be an over exaggeration. Although Michael Lohan, was taken to the hospital with chest pains a week or so ago, so who knows. “He was short of breath all day. His blood pressure skyrocketed. Right now they’ve told him it looks... 

Is it just me, or has Michael Lohan been in the news more than his daughter Lindsay lately? He so must be getting off on it. Sure, the elder Lohan is making it in the papers because of bad stuff, but hey, only no press is bad press in Hollywood, right? Michael Lohan’s girlfriend, or fiancée, or whatever, Erin Muller is claiming Michael has physically abused her at least a dozen times in the last two years – including kicking her “in... 

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay – what is going on with you, child? Your dad Michael Lohan says you’re addicted to prescription medication and that’s why your career is in the crapper. Is he right? Have you fallen into the black hole of pill addiction like so many celebrities before you? Whatever the reason for the demise of your career, one thing’s for sure – you are rapidly destroying your life. Lindsay Lohan, you are a complete mess. There’s... 

I think we can all agree that Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan has a few screws loose. Some of those screws have landed him in jail; others have driven him apart from his children. Well it looks like Michael has yet to tighten even a single one of those loose screws. It is just now being reported that back on April 6th Michael Lohan was arrested for (allegedly) making threats towards his fiancée Erin Muller during a phone call on...