Answer: Heidi Montag and Miss Universe. Question: What are two words you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence? The 2009 Miss Universe Pageant was broadcast live Sunday night on NBC from Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. And for some crazy reason, Heidi Montag was chosen to perform. What. The. Hell. I hardly know where to start. First of all, Heidi’s ensemble was a total rip off of the flesh colored glittery number...