I’m going to be honest with you – I had no idea The Real World was still filming new shows. The next season of the MTV reality show takes place in New Orleans, and if this story is any indication, it’s going to be a doozy! You can’t make this stuff up! The Real World: New Orleans isn’t even on the air yet and already the drama is hitting the walls. Apparently two of the house mates are embroiled in a pissy altercation. Literally. Ryan... 

So the other day I says to myself, I says, “I wonder what ever happened to Lorenzo Lamas?” I mean, we see his plastic mcnasty ex-wife Shauna Sand gallivanting around town in next to nothing and her infamous clear stripper heals all the time. But where is the tanned man with the wavy shoulder-length hair? He’s got a mustache and soul patch thing going now – sort of a Yanni-esque deal. Well you know, the funniest thing happened after...