Here’s a headline I wasn’t at all surprised to see: Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick Wait, what? These two lovebirds – two soulmates – who rushed to the alter after barely knowing each other’s shoe size are having marital problems? Say it isn’t so! Sources close to the couple have conflicting accounts of the relationship status, but most agree that the marriage won’t last much longer. “I give the marriage six months, tops,”... 

I’m only reporting this story because it speaks to the hilarity of Hollywood and the conclusions that people jump to. Mariah Carey was seen with Nick Cannon and a big phat rock on her left finger, so naturally the two are engaged. No wait, they eloped and are actually married. But beware, and take the rumor with a grain of salt; this is Hollywood you know. After all, Mariah Carey has a new album out and desperately wants to beat out...